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The Norman Chad Holiday Story

This is the story of Norman Chad and his 25 Ex-Wives. This is a fictional story, but with a real person.

Norman Chad was the original blogger. He wanted to stay home, eat a bunch of junk food and basically make money by watching TV. He has done that, but starting as a young adult, Norman Chad was a chick magnet. If you think chick magnet, you would think attractive, can play around the English language, and has the “it” factor. You wouldn’t imagine a chick magnet be like this:

However, Norman Chad is living the life…way too much life. Norman Chad has been married 25 times. Here are 25 stories of each wife:

Wife #1 – Meredith: Norman and Meredith were in love through college. Norman was an aspiring writer, while Meredith wanted to be a government wonk. They wanted to live in suburban D.C. and raise a family…until Norman realize Meredith REALLY wanted to work for the government. Norman hated federal workers and hate talking politics. Meredith got a job for the government. The both split up just one year of marriage.

Wife #2 – Gloria: Norman spotted Gloria at a local Prince George’s County Bar watching the Terrapins basketball game. Norman loved the way she can talk about sports and took her to his apartment. There, Gloria saw Norman was a mess. She took initiative and cleaned up Norman’s apartment. Norman was stunned…yet attracted since she was cleaning and watching TV at the same time. Norman found her woman. The both were married in 1981 and it was a great year for Norman: got married, his favorite team, the Oakland Raiders, won the Super Bowl, and send columns about sports and TV. Several newspapers, including the Washington Post, picked up his column and Norman’s career started. It was the life in the 1980s: man makes the money, the wife makes the house. It was going well until mid 1982, when the Raiders were allowed to move to Los Angeles. It was then Norman Chad wanted to move to L.A. to further enhance his career. Gloria loved her life. Then one day, Norman gave Gloria roses, a handsome man, and divorce papers. Norman Chad was heading to L.A.

Wife #3 – Jaime: Since Norman moved to L.A., he had all the luck: he was a syndicated writer, he started playing big-time poker, and his L.A. Raiders defeated the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl XVIII. At a Super Bowl party, Norman met Jaime. They had a nice talk and shared a lot of things. They got married in July of 1984. Marriage ended in December of the same year and Norman realizes Jaime was attracted to plastic surgery.

Wife #4 - Jeanne: Norman first met Jeanne at the 1984 Olympic Games in L.A. when she was a volunteer. Norman was stunned by Jeanne’s good looks and wanted to marry her. The got married in early 1985…and lasted for 3 weeks since all Norman thought about Jeanne was sex.

Wife #5 - LaLaine: Norman met LaLaine at an UCLA game in 1986. What interested Norman going to UCLA was his alma mater, the University of Maryland, had a superstar in Len Bias. Norman got so excited for UMD basketball, he did not care LaLaine was a UCLA fan. It was blind love. They were married in May 1986. two months later, the couple was divorce not because they grown apart, but LaLaine’s name was similar to Len’s name and it had an emotional attachment to Norman since Len passed away by drugs. They became friends after the divorce.

Wife #6 – Jade: Norman took a break from dating in 1987 for one year after what happened in his last marriage. In 1988, Norman was back in the dating scene. She met Jade at a bookstore, reading up on various pop culture books. They were married in August 1988 after the Seoul Olympics and got a present from Michael Wilbon…cooked dog. Shortly thereafter, the couple vacationed in Hawaii. It was there, someone accidentally order the movie, Ishtar, at their room. Norman saw the movie since he had nothing to do. At the end of the movie, Norman was watching the credits and saw under, “Extras,” Jade Hickenbottom…Norman’s wife. Yep, Jade was part of the worst movie in cinema history. Norman didn’t want to travel back to L.A. with an extra who was part of a terrible movie. So, Norman bolted and left a note to Jade and $1.25.

Wife #7 – Shirley: In 1989, Norman met Shirley in Las Vegas at a bookkeeping convention. Shirley knows the matchups and knew if the house was crazy or lax. Norman was impressed by her skills. They got married in June 1989. This was the first marriage Norman truly fell in love. In his columns, Norman started to put his wife in it when the one-liner, “Pay the man, Shirley.” One little thing about the marriage is in the pre-nuptial agreement that if the Redskins win the Super Bowl during their marriage, they immediately divorce the next day and split their stuff, 50/50. Apparently, Shirley was a huge Redskins fan and she would never see the Redskins winning the Super Bowl again. On January 26, 1992, the Redskins won Super Bowl XXVI. One day later, the couple divorce. This was Norman’s longest marriage to date.

Wife #8 – Destiny: So down in the dumps since the divorce…and the Redskins winning the Super Bowl, Norman was back to the dating scene and heading up the Las Vegas strip. Drinking his sorrows, Norman met a stripper name Destiny. He told his long story to her and had a one night stand. It was also they were officially married. Realizing this, Norman called it off after 1 day.

Wife #9 – Unknown: Norman decided to write a book about being a TV sports junkie, for this, he took out an ad looking for a woman to live with him for a few months so he has an inspiration for his book. Only one person answered his ad. The person did not have a name, but Norman had no choice. Norman brought in a judge and the two were married. Five months later, the book was finished and Norman dumped her to go on his book tour.

Wife #10 – Abigail/Wife #11 – Angie/ Wife #12 – Bethany/ Wife #13 – Georgia/ Wife #14 – Jennifer/ Wife #15 – Rachel/ Wife #16 – Doris/ Wife #17 – Maude/ Wife #18 – Brittany/ Wife #19 – Ginger:  Throughout 1993, Norman Chad was traveling the U.S. to promote his book, Honey, I’ll Take You to the Hospital at Halftime (Confessions of a TV Sports Junkie). The book was a success and Norman was finally getting the attention…and the ladies. In a one-time stunt, Norman became a one day polygamist and married 10 women…and divorce all 10 women. Hence the “Sleeping with Angels” line he uses.

Wife #20 – Deidre: Norman took a break from dating between 1994-1996 with Nancy-Tonya, O.J., and the Olympics. He then struck a deal with America Online on posting his columns on their sports section. There, Norman discovered the internet, especially internet dating and chat rooms. This is where Norman’s personality was a blessing…and a curse. By having his columns online, more people will see Norman’s columns. However, the ladies would know his personality and quite frankly, he almost fits a description of a pedophile. There was one person who was interested in Norman. Deidre lived in Seattle and love the Pacific. There online chats were hot, and shared a lot of things. Norman did something innovative…he wanted to marry Deidre online through the help of AOL. Norman has never seen Deidre’s face, but with their interaction through chat rooms, Norman sounded so confident, the woman who she is marrying, he didn’t check who she looks like…or he. When the ceremony ended, Norman saw video of Deidre…a drag queen (real name: Joe Sanders). Norman realizing what he did, call it off the second he saw him.

Wife #21 – Dorothy/ Wife #22 – Cheryl/ Wife #23 – Nancy: Online dating has hurt Norman Chad’s chances of really attracting a woman. Then in 2003, Norman had a second career. ESPN started to show segments for the World Series of Poker and wanted Norman to do commentary. Norman shine through the shows and became a TV star. It was also the 10th Anniversary of Honey, I’ll Take You to the Hospital at Halftime (Confessions of a TV Sports Junkie). To relive his book release, Norman wanted to be a polygamist again. This time, he only married 3 people, not 10, since he has gotten older and and can’t really handle 10 people. Basically the same as 1993: married and divorce on the same day.

Wife #24 – Leslie: With his new poker fame, Norman was swarm with fans and tons of ladies. He was getting interview requests and was the talk among the poker community. Norman also is a poker player and at a circuit tournament in L.A., he met Leslie. She had red hair and was a chatterbox. Norman reminded her of Tony Kornheiser. The couple married in L.A. in May 2004. Everything was right in Norman’s world…until he had a rift with Kornheiser. It was the time at Monday Night Football is where Tony got the gig and Norman was either jealous or didn’t know what to do. When Tony got the MNF gig, their friendship deteriorated. When the friendship deteriorated, Norman’s marriage deteriorated. Norman and Leslie broke up in 2006.

Wife #25 - Toni: Norman realizing he was fast approaching 50 and wanted to settle down. After trials and tribulations with his dates and friends, Norman was seeking love again. We know the friendship between Norman and Tony Kornheiser declined, but Norman spotted a winner in Toni. They took a shot in married in 2007. Currently, they’re still married. Let’s hope they stay that way.

The Ed Stevens Holiday Story

We left off the story in February 2004 where Ed and Carol finally got married after more than 20 years Ed was chasing Carol’s affection.  For their honeymoon, Ed and Carol didn’t go to a big city or a foreign country. They went to a hot air balloon and toss waffles all over Stuckeyville, and all of Ohio and the East Coast.  As their lives change as a married couple, everything was the same old, same old as Dr. Mike Burton still has his practice and is still in love with Nancy; Stuckey Bowl was in the handles of Phil Stubbs and Eli Goggins, and Molly was still the school principal.

2005:

Best $10 Bet: Mike challenge Ed to have a picture of a look-alike Wallace Shawn.

Stubbs gimmick: Phil discovered CafePress and started his own shirt design with his signature quote, “Shave My Poodle!” It made him modest money, but not quite enough.

As Ed and Carol settling in as a married couple, they spend a few times babysitting for the Burton kids. At those times, Ed and Carol discussed if they wanted their own kid. The both discussed and decided to go for it. Although they wanted a kid, Ed was having a tough time blending his family and work as people in town were getting hijacked with rising prices of everything from housing, property, claims as the new mayor, Mark Livingston, wants to give a boost to attract tourism in Stuckeyville.  Ed defended the people and companies to prevent the increase. Sadly, the judge ruled in favor of the mayor since the value of property has jumped and people have to pay the value. This was the beginning of the “Stuckeyville Transition.”

2006:

Best $10 bet: Ed challenge Mike that during a charity 5K race, he has to scream, “Zee Germans are coming!!! Zee Germans are coming!!!” throughout the race.

Stubbs gimmick: With Facebook and YouTube, Phil created a site called, “The People of Stuckeyville.” He posted videos, photos, and fake stories to make Stuckeyville interesting.

At first, Ed and Carol were struggling in their sex lives, so they usually called in Dr. Sue Johanson’s show to “rekindled their magic.” As for Mike and Nancy Burton, their kids were going to Kindergarten and Nancy was so scared what the school might do with her kids, she spies during lunchtime.  After a few weeks, school officials caught her spying one day and security threw her out.  Nancy then had an idea. In the same year, Molly became the superintendent of Stuckeyville schools and they had an opening for Assistant to the Superintendent. Nancy applied for the job and begged Molly for weeks to hire her. After reading the incident that Nancy was spying on her kids, Molly did not select Nancy for the position. Both ladies had a fight and the friendship almost broke apart when Nancy picked Ed to defend her from “wrongful hiring.” Ed was in a bind that he had to pick aside. Instead, remembering he was locked with Carol to make a decision to be in a relationship or not, Ed cleverly exit his office and locked the doors so Molly and Nancy figure out their problems. After 12 hours in Ed’s office, the result was settled and Molly and Nancy are friends again. Nancy will join a temp agency since it givers her flexibility to have that work/life blending.

As for Stuckey Bowl, Phil enlisted several professional bowlers to do a trick shot tournament to attract customers from Chris Barnes’s “Flying V” to Norm Duke’s “Towel Shot.” The problem was Phil didn’t tell Eli or Ed about this.  Apparently, Phil gave them appearance fees to come to Stuckey Bowl. The appearance fees damage half of Stuckey Bowl’s budget and the move made it harder to operate the bowling alley. However, the pro bowlers were nice enough to donate the money to charity under Stuckey Bowl’s name.

There was one salvation for Ed that year: Carol was pregnant.

2007:

Best $10 Bet: Mike challenges Ed to speak to Carol on the bus with his cell phone on speaker for 1 minute.

Stubbs gimmick: Phil selling his photoshopped calendar. there is one picture of Phil with the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series.

2007 was all about learning as Ed and Carol were preparing to bring in a new family member. Through most of the year, Ed and Carol took baby classes and learning from Mike and Nancy on babies. Meanwhile, Eli was the main manager of Stuckey Bowl while Ed was gone and Phil was being Phil.  Molly on the other hand, started a Stuckeyville revolution…By the way, on October 8, 2007, Carol gave birth to a 7 lb, 4 oz. boy and named him Oliver.

2008:

Best $10 Bet: Mike challenges Ed to eat 5 whole pies in 30 minutes.

Stubbs gimmick: social media (more in a bit).

A whole new Stuckeyville has come in with fiber optics, new technology, coffee shops with wi-fi, and an Apple store coming in. In turn, the economy has hit big time in Stuckeyville.  The people are mad at the Mayor Livingston for doing nothing and want to turn a town into a profit.  This is where Molly discover the power of Facebook.

Molly created a Facebook Group called, “Save Stuckeyville.” Molly gave the details about Stuckeyville’s situation.  The only problem…it has 14 people.  Then, Molly open up a Twitter account and acted herself. In one week, she got over 700 followers. She then ask the followers to join the “Save Stuckeyville” group. After that tweet, the group got an additional 250 fans.  then, Molly discovered one of her old classmates.

His name was LeGarrette James and he was a skinny black kid in Molly’s class, who likes Star Trek and The Negotiator. he went to school at Yale and got a degree in political science. He had a lot of political experience in D.C., but got sick of the town full of corruption and greed.  Molly had a chat with LeGarrette about coming back to Stuckeyville to save the town. LeGarrette was hesitant of running for mayor in his hometown, but two things he came back to Stuckeyville: to help Stuckeyville and Molly.

In the meantime, Ed had to do a lot of duties: family, being a lawyer and being the bowling alley owner. 2009 was a tough year for Ed as someone tried to sue Stuckeyville for using “his” copyrights. The person who’s suing Stuckeyville…Joe Baxter, Ed’s old nemesis.  Joe wanted to copyright everything so he can get revenge on Ed and on Stuckeyville.

With the town fight on copyrights, the economy, and the worries, changes were going to happen.  In Stuckey Bowl, business has been decent, but it can’t keep 4 employees. Eli decided to quit because he wanted back in the restaurant industry. What people didn’t know about Eli is he has a huge garden of local grown food and he had additional money from the accident that made him put in the wheelchair.  In addition, Shirley joined Eli because she wants to grow more jumping beans. Ed was upset that Shirley and Eli left, but he’s happy for the both to start a business that could benefit Stuckeyville in the long-term. It was only Ed and Phil Stubbs left. Phil thought about leaving, but he had no resources except building a social media empire under the name, Michael Ian Black. He had no success, but there were two success stories from Stuckeyville in these trying times.

The first was Ed’s brother, Lloyd, who is a get cash quick-scheme haven’t worked for a long time…until social media came. Lloyd has 1500 followers on Facebook, over 5 million connections on Linkedin, and over 500,000 followers on Twitter.  Of course, he didn’t build it organically as he paid $15 to get additional followers, but ironically enough, he was a great teacher on engagement and how to use a tools since he was a convincing actor.  Ed mention to Lloyd that you should teach small businesses on how to use social media and promote the business. Lloyd loved it and charge people $500 to take the class and use social media as “the last savior of business.”

The other success story was Stuckeyville alums Warren Cheswick and Mark Vanacore went to college together. They were average students, but the both decide in their junior year to create a podcast about their lives. They called their show, the Mark Warren Show in honor of the Harvard sociologist who looks into communities.  The first few broadcasts were raw, but the 5th episode catapult them to superstar status as Mark told a story about his gastric bypass surgery. People were relating to Mark’s situation and listeners came. In the following episode, Mark mention on air that he broke up his relationship with Diane since she was cheating with someone who was a polygamist and got hitched.  The podcast became popular and the dollars were coming and both decided to settle back to Stuckeyville.

It was a sad year in the Burton household as Dr. Walter Jerome passed away from a heart attack, giving his practice to Dr. Mike Burton. In his first act as principal, Mike reduce the practice rates and mention all doctors visits is just $10. Seeing the town hurt, Mike would want to help the community if they didn’t have healthcare.

It was a gloom and doom year in Stuckeyville with a glimmer of hope: LeGarrette James won the mayor race and the copyright case was thrown out.

2009:

Best $10 bet: Ed challenges Mike to sing “Fly Eagles Fly” at a baseball game.

Stubbs gimmick: Building a restaurant with all foods from Man v. Food.

If 2008 was about struggle, 2009 brought out secrets amongst friends. Ed, Carol, Mike, and Nancy never knew Molly and LeGarrette were an item.  In the overall picture, all of them were happy that Molly found someone.

In the Stevens household, Ed went through his computer to find that his wife has a Facebook account she forgot to log off. Ed snoop around a little and see Carol friends list and saw Dennis Martino and Phil Dunphy. Ed got so frustrated, he created his own Facebook account, add some friends, including Carol’s antagonist: Frankie Hector.  Just another day, while Carol was checking her Facebook, she sees Ed on the side as a friend recommendation.   Carol checked Ed’s profile and saw Frankie on the friend list.  It could have been prevented if Ed had tighter privacy on his account. When Ed encountered with Carol, the both had huge arguments about their old relationships and committing with each other. Then, they both heard Oliver crying upstairs. Both chased up to make Oliver stop crying. When the crying stop, Ed and Carol realize their friends are just a small part of the problem as there’s someone or something more important than others.

As for the Burtons, Nancy is still having trouble of not having the kids during school time. So, she volunteers at a library at the kids section, while Dr. Mike is doing his practice solo. His business is still steady after a high number of patients last year.

Eli started up the first organic grocery store that people can checkout through online and it has been a success. His former partner in crime at Stuckey Bowl, Phil, had a different gameplan.

While watching Man v. Food, Phil hatch an idea to compete with Eli Phil quit his day job at Stuckey Bowl and created a restaurant of all the foods made from Man v. Food. On opening day, it was huge success as Phil brought in Adam Richman for the buffet challenge, where he had to eat 15 lbs of food in 1 hour.  After a successful 1st day, business sank because people didn’t want to eat junk nearly every day. While Phil’s business fizzles, the Mark Warren gang returned.

Mark and Warren head back to Stuckeyville to return to their roots and get a second job for stability. Luckily, Ed had three vacancies. Mark and Warren agreed to worked there unless they can do a podcast at the bowling alley like Ed. He agreed and now there are three businesses going on at Stuckey Bowl. That was not the only big return at Stuckey Bowl.

The third vacancy was filled by an old Stuckey Bowl employee…Kenny Sandusky. He returned since being a movie star wasn’t as what cracked up to be. He became manager of Stuckey Bowl.

As for Lloyd Stevens, his “social media expert” lasted for 9 months in 2009 as nearly everyone in town has a social media profile, so his social media business ran out of gas, but after that, Lloyd hatch a plan for people to buy a blanket robe, also known as the “Snugxy.”

While Stuckeyville is still recovering from the economic downturn last year, there were a few who signed up early for the Festival of Ducks. The lineup has not been great, then Molly suggested a band from Ohio to play: The Black Keys. Molly message them on Facebook and agreed to perform. The message went out quick and people were signing up to the Festival of Ducks and raised a lot of money. However, there was a bonus. after the Black Keys performed, Bon Jovi made an impromptu appearance and played 5 songs to the crowd.  It was the best Festival of Ducks ever.

2010:

Best $10 Bet: Mike challenges Ed to use the iPhone and play Chatroulette in public for 10 minutes…and all of them must be strippers.

Stubbs gimmick: Try to create a viral video, auto-tune it and sell it on iTunes.

Festival of Ducks musical guest: Hall & Oates

Now that we reach 2010, here are the updates of each character:

Ed Stevens: Still married to Carol, still is the bowling alley lawyer, and is the new leader of the Stuckeyville Chamber of Commerce.

Carol Vecsey-Stevens: became a popular mommy blogger and has started a blog: Stuckeyville Moms. Is a constant speaker at mommy events, including BlogHer.

Dr. Mike Burton: Still is a doctor and principal owner of Dr. Jerome’s practice.  nothing really to it.

Nancy Burton: Site manager and writer for Stuckeyville Moms. Still volunteers for kids at the Stuckeyville Library.

Molly Hudson: Still in a relationship with Mayor LeGarrette James. Still is a superintendent of Stuckeyville schools. Handles 5 Twitter accounts.

Eli Goggins: His organic grocery is doing bang up business and could be hiring more workers next year.  Became 2010 Stuckeyville Businessperson of the Year.

Shirley Pifko: Handling the online divison for Eli’s organic grocery store. Has her own website dedicated to jumping beans.

Jerry Sandusky: Still the manager of Stuckey Bowl.

Warren Cheswick and Mark Vanacore: They have a full-time job as hosts of the Mark Warren Show. They do part-time jobs working at Stuckey bowl and help out on Eli’s organic grocery store during the holidays.

As for Phil Stubbs: His Man v. Food style restaurant didn’t pan out and agree to be work at Stuckey Bowl part-time since he has a  full time job as “Video Viralist.”

Although Stuckeyville has gone through its ups and downs, it’s the community feel and engagement that Stuckeyville has remain this strong for a long time.  For more news, go to Stuckeyville.com.

Three announcements:

  1. Darlene Love will be the main musical guest at the Festival of Ducks
  2. Oliver Stevens is doing well.
  3. Molly and LeGarrette are going to get married.

Happy Ed Stevens Holidays!!!

The 5 Year Anniversary

Today marks a very special anniversary that does not involve family, graduation, or my love interest (I wish).  Today is the five-year anniversary of meeting the fellow summer interns for NPR for the first time.

Of note: Although I’m in contract with NPR, this blog post is solely influence by myself, not the organization.  Basically what I’m saying is I’m not getting paid for this.  Let’s move to the story.

This anniversary is really special to me of many factors: 1) it was the main HR internship I did after I graduated, 2) the organization I was working with, and 3) the interns.

When we first met, I always thought there’s going to be some fighting and bickering and some hair pulling within those months I also thought there will be cliques within these interns.  However, I can say this was the first tight-knit group I have been in at the time.

I enjoyed the adventures, the meetings, the embarrassments, the happy hour (yes, NPR had their own happy hour within the building), the process, and the people in the internship.  My favorite story I love to tell is after the Intern Edition show, the NPR interns did an epilogue of what we did during the two months.  One of the places the interns went was the XM Headquarters to meet Bob Edwards to learn more about public radio.  If you don’t know the Bob Edwards-NPR situation, all I can say is Google it.  It was a lovely trip and we put in the epilogue.  When we show that footage, most of the NPR staff had a stunned face and ready to rip us.  I can say for a few years, NPR used that video for the internship sans the XM part.  In hindsight, it was a bad idea since now XM is Sirius SM and podcasting has taken over.

If you look on the sidebar, I always say the NPR Summer Interns of 2005 is the “Greatest Class I’ve Been” and still is. Five years later, most of the interns are still in contact with each other and haven’t killed each other (thank goodness).  There are a few that are in graduate school, some moved to different countries and regions, some work in publishing, some went to a different job from their internship, some hit the big time, some stayed, some have created blogs, but everyone has done great things  since the five years.  Here are some:

Kim Fox – Advisor

Kim was a host and reporter for WOSU in Columbus, Ohio.  Last year, she started her stint as a lecturer at The American University in Cairo Department of Journalism and Mass Communication.

Erick Hitter – Audio Engineering Intern

From Erick:

In the years since we completed our internship program, I’ve changed careers three times. After graduating with a degree in audio engineering, I continued at the University of Hartford in a Masters program in Accounting & Taxation. I graduated from that program in May 2007 and took a job at a small accounting firm near Hartford, CT, where I worked for just over two years. In June 2009, as a result of the recession, I was laid off from this position. I spent some months traveling the country, looking for another accounting job, and generally relaxing, all while living back where I’d grown up in New Hampshire. Towards the end of 2009, I began organizing WordCamp Boston 2010, a conference for users and developers of the open-source blogging and content management system WordPress. Shortly after the January conference, I received a job offer from one of the event’s sponsors, a small web development firm based in Providence, RI. Since March of this year, I’ve worked for C. Murray Consulting as a WordPress/BuddyPress developer, making the daily commute from my apartment near Boston down to our Providence offices. I do still find time to occasionally be involved in the audio engineering field, and people inevitably ask me accounting questions from time to time, but for the most part, I’ve made the transition to a career in website development and couldn’t be happier.

Liliya Karimova – Weekend Edition, Sunday Intern

For the past 5 years, Liliya have been working on a Doctorate in Communication at UMASS-Amherst. She just came back from an eight-month field trip in Kazan, Russia, supported by an IREX grant, where she conducted dissertation research on identity among practicing Tatar Muslim women. Along the way, she have been teaching Writing and Communication classes. Upon graduation, she hopes to teach and conduct research on inter-ethnic and inter-religious issues.

Emily Schmall – Executive Producer, Intern Edition

Since interning with National Public Radio, Emily has worked for The Miami Herald and Forbes magazine; earned her Masters at the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism; and moved to Mexico. She is presently freelancing from Mexico City, the U.S.-Mexico border, and around Central America and the Caribbean.

Désirée Jones – National Desk Intern

Désirée began work with CNPE in 2007 as the Membership and Development Coordinator shifting roles to Member Relations and New Media in 2010 after her work on several new media projects. Désirée studied Agricultural Communications, Education and Leadership at the University of Kentucky (cum laude). She also studied with the School for International Training completing course work in Cape Town, South Africa on Multiculturalism and Social change. Upon returning to Louisville, Désirée recruited and trained volunteers for Louisville’s city-wide literacy initiative, Every1Reads, and co-coordinated service learning initiatives for the JCPS Volunteer Talent Center. In 2009, she represented CNPE and Kentucky Rotary as a Group Study Exchange team member in Brazil.

Malika Bilal – Online Editorial Intern

Since her wonderful summer as an NPR intern in 2005, Malika Bilal went on to graduate from Northwestern University with a degree in journalism. Shortly after, she found herself back in Washington, DC – this time with a job at Voice of America as an international broadcast newswriter. Throughout it all, she has been blessed, on occasion, to be able to blend her love of writing with her love of travel – and she now resides in the tiny Gulf nation of Qatar, working for Al Jazeera English as a web editor/writer, where she spends her downtime checking must-visit places off her endlessly growing list – and you guessed it – writing about the experiences.

Patricia Li – Music Unit Intern

After completing her Master’s Degree in Piano Performance at Carnegie Mellon University as Fulbright Scholar, she returned to Argentina in 2006. As a result of all the production and management skills she acquired during her internship at NPR, she decided to undertake an MBA degree in Buenos Aires. At the same time, she started to work as Consultant in Accenture for the high-tech industry, and later, as Terminals Sales Director for ZTE Corporation. Her latest adventure was to move to Montreal, Canada, where she is living now since end of May.

Whitney Gent – Corporate Communications Intern

While my stint as an intern at NPR did not bring me into a broadcasting career, it did deeply influence my career path. Each day, as I traveled from my temporary home in Northern Virginia to NPR headquarters, I passed at least half a dozen people who were visibly experiencing poverty – many of them presumably homeless. Every day, this bothered me, so I decided to do something about it. Upon completing my degree in speech communication at Drury University, I joined Americorps and moved to Indianapolis, where I worked at a day shelter for people experiencing homelessness. I followed that experience with graduate school at Indiana University, where I earned a master’s in rhetoric and public culture. My research there focused on how we talk about and represent homelessness in the United States. Meanwhile, I was also serving as the development director at a different day shelter. I completed that degree in May 2009, then moved back to DC, where I now serve as the development and communications director at the National Law Center on Homelessness & Poverty.

Ashlei Taylor – Audience and Corporate Research Intern, Musical Director & Host Intern Edition

Since interning at NPR, Ashlei Taylor earned a bachelor’s degree in Marketing from University of Maryland at College Park and a law degree from Fordham University School of Law.  Ashlei now works in Washington, DC as a trial attorney.

Laine Middaugh – Washington Desk Intern

I’m writing from Mexico, where I’m spending two months wandering around the Yucatán before moving to Boston in the fall to start my Masters in Public Policy at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government. Since our NPR internship, I graduated from Scripps College in Claremont, CA, and moved home to Seattle, where I’ve spent the last three and a half years as a contract negotiator for a labor union representing long-term care workers.

Happy Anniversary, Guys!

The Roxette Holiday Story

This is a fan fiction of personally the most under-appreciated and best musical groups of all-time…in Sweden.

Per Gessle was signing for one of the top bands in Sweden, while Marie Fredriksson was a struggling singer in the Blonde Bar.  In the early 1980s, Per saw Marie’s talents and put her in her band as a backup vocalist for Gyllene Tider.  After a few attempts at stardom on their own in the mid 80s, the both decided that as a group, they will become a strong musical group. They would call themselves… Roxette.

Roxette had intermediate success with Pearls of Passion in Sweden, their first full-length album.  They were the group that succeeds ABBA as the new hot Swedish group and they were on their way.  In 1988, Roxette made their breakthrough album, Look Sharp!. All of Sweden got the album and made Roxette country heroes…but that was the start.  Dean Cushman, an American exchange student in Sweden, grab Sweden’s treasure and gave it to a Minneapolis radio station and told them to play Roxette over the airwaves.  When Roxette hit the airwaves, all of Minnesota were dancing, and then all of the United States was dancing to “The Look”.  Roxette became international stars.  Roxette traveled the world from 1988-1990 to play for their new fans outside of Sweden.  When Roxette came back home, they saw something unexpected: despair.

In the early 90s, Sweden was in the middle of an country-wide financial crash and there was little to no hope. Roxette release Joyride to uplift the Swedes, but it had modest success in Sweden because of the economy and did not carry internationally with the rise of rap, grunge, and alternative music.  Roxette was losing their voice and would be overthrown.

Roxette’s fellow Swedish musicians, Ace of Base, debut in 1993 with a rousing start and what you expect.  Roxette were on the downswing, while Ace of Base were the rising stars.  Roxette decided they wanted to create an album for Sweden.

In 1994, Roxette went back to the studio and released Crash! Boom! Bang! The album correspond to the end of the Sweden financial crisis and a start of new hope in Sweden.  At first, sales were slow because people still view Roxette as over the top, but when they heard the music and message, people drove to the stores to buy the album.  Crash! Boom! Bang! signified two things: Roxette return as Swedish heroes and sparked the beginning of Sweden’s financial recovery.  It was the last time they reach platinum status.

After Crash! Boom! Bang!, Roxette made many compilation albums and side projects.  In 2002,  Marie Fredriksson was diagnosed with a brain tumor.  The Swedish media were so in the story, that someone put a rumor that Marie had a second tumor.  The doctors held a press conference stating that Marie didn’t have a second tumor.  A few months later, Marie was tumor free, and sue the Express.  Roxette were still popular, but were heading to paparazzi puppets, so the group took a long break.

In 2006, Per and Marie reunited for the 20th Anniversary of their first album, Pearls of Passion.  It was another collection of their greatest hits setup by their record company, but it had one new song, “One Wish”.  The song was not as popular, but that one song had a feeling that Per and Marie really missed each other.  For months, Per and Marie discuss and chat about a comeback album and other things.

In 2008, the global economic crisis hit and talks of a Roxette reuniting started to heat up.  In April 2009, Per had a conversation with the BBC stating Roxette would be coming back if Marie wants to be in.  In May 6th, 2009, Per was on his Night of the Proms tour and played solo.  After several songs, Per said on stage (translated in English), “Ladies and Gentleman, for this next song, let me introduce a friend I met and want her to come on stage.”  It was Marie.  The duo played a few songs and everyone took notice…Roxette is back.

Currently, Roxette is in studio for their comeback album with Marie having losing her sight a bit from the brain tumor several years ago and the world has change with mp3s, social media, and a diverse music talent pool battling for audiences.  However, the world called on Roxette because the economy is tanking.  Roxette had this challenge in 1994 with their own country’s crisis.  When Roxette came back in the Summer of 2009, the economy is starting to recover worldwide.  Everyone is thankful Roxette reunited and Per and Marie are thankful to have been together to help the economy.  The second Joyride has begun.

Trevlig Helg Roxette!

The Littles

This is a semi-fantasy of all the Tony Kornheiser Littles gathering in one area.

It was 2004; the Tony Kornheiser Show was ending its run on ESPN Radio after the network wanted to be more “sports-oriented.”  Kornheiser said his goodbyes and everyone was saddened by his lost through the radio airwaves.  The following year Kornheiser returned to radio locally in D.C. and every little in the country was happy.  So happy, one spawn a website dedicated to Mr. Tony.

Lehecka was your typical New Yorker who enjoys comics, video games and David Letterman.  Lehecka was also a big Kornheiser fan and proved it by sending emails, calling Mr. Tony on-air, and participate in a Tony Kornheiser Message Board.  The board dissipated since Lehecka had a fallen out with Mark Charcoale and decided when Mr. Tony returns to the radio airwaves, he’ll start a new site for Mr. Tony fans.  He thus began…This Website Stinks!

When Mr. Tony returned to the airwaves, Lehecka was vehemently promoting his new site and as a result, the site had a following.  Lehecka was shocked that a lot of people were signing up to his fansite.  Lehecka didn’t realize they’re so many devoted fans who wanted to talk about Kornheiser.  There were the elite emailers, the new fans, and the other dopes.  Lehecka realize he has built a community and expanded it to other areas. The community is wide from all over the land from the U.S., Canada, and England.  You had Fenster, Boba Fett, The Bopper, The Don, Gold Mine, The Stalker, Dr. Steve, Dobber, Nacho Dan, Chef, Architect Wes, Lambeth, Penfold, Marleykiss, Duckworth Lewis, The Artist, Kuke, The Haikuist, Esther, The Architech, Mrs. Kornheiser-Stewart, Gadsen Gal, Anorak, Pocket Ten, Smirking Chupacabra, Big Time, and the Porn Star.  The littles not only discuss Mr. Tony, they discuss the key events from Cricket, video games, Blackenstein, the Tron guy, and many hard-hitting topics.  Lehecka had something going on, and then he hatch up another plan.

Lehecka was invited to “The First and Last Annual Nerds in Paradise Golf Closed Invitational,” where all the Mr. Tony fans from the old message board came to Reston, Virginia for a round of golf and a fancy dinner to have the Mr. Tony Experience.  Lehecka had a great time and wanted to do this again.  However, Mr. Tony was named the new analyst for Monday Night Football.  Lehecka had to put it on hold…for a few years.

A couple months ago, Mr. Tony not only resign from his analyst position for Monday Night Football, but was let go from the Washington Post after nearly 30 years with the Post.  Lehecka decided to setup a golf event in the D.C. area to show support that Mr. Tony needs to return to the radio or podcast airwaves.  Lehecka asks his friends from the message board to setup “The Second and Last Annual Nerds in Paradise Golf Closed Invitational.” Every member on the This Website Stinks Board came to Reston to show support of Mr. Tony returning on-air.  Everyone brought one gift to Mr. Tony from Chocolate Penguins, Johnnie Walker Blue, even one brought a Pontiac Solstice.  Mr. Tony brought his friends and co-workers to the course to soak in on the atmosphere.  Kornheiser mention this event is the biggest bathtub event Wilbon and he ever attended and seemed to be moved by it.

This was the first time all of the members met.  There were lively discussions and jokes all around, The Stalker stalking, The Don giving podcast tips to Mr. Tony, and everyone ran away when Tracee Hamilton rods showed.  The overall result was the event was big success, even bigger through Twitter and Facebook, and demand from for the radio show to be back.

Fast forward to September 2009, with his high demand and unwarranted donations from his fans, Mr. Tony went back on the airwaves in podcast form.  Mr. Tony brought his friends, Gary Braun, and a new Social Media dope to sort through the messages on Facebook and Twitter.  It’s good to have Mr. Tony back yodel on crap we care.

Will Henry

This is a story for Easter.

Will Henry had everything going his way.  He survived the first set of layoffs in the last quarter of 2008, has a girlfriend, and a nice bachelor pad.  Will was a bit cocky, flirt, but realistic guy.  Will was a well-dressed man, wearing suits and ties, sweaters, and the occasional sweater vest when he went out.  He worked in sales for an insurance company and was good at it.  He was not the best, but meets expectations.  Will also thought he was immune to trouble, no matter the situation.  However, on February 14, 2009, Will was a victim of his own Valentine’s Day Massacre.

On that Valentine’s Day at work, he was summoned into the office by his supervisor.  The supervisor was a straight shooter and mention that sales were way down because of the recession in the economy.  Then, he went on to say,

“Will, thank you for being part of our team and helping us get some loyal customers.  However, we have to cut costs and by your performance, it was not bad, but you were among one of the worst performers in our organization and you have been laid off.  You will get severance for 3 months and your last day of the job is effective immediately.  I’m sorry”

Will just stood there in stunned silence like he was getting hit by a train.  He did not show any outside emotion about the layoff.  He didn’t say much and only two words came out of his mouth, “Thank You!” He left to his office and pack things up and said goodbye to his co-workers.  When he went to his car, he sat there for 5 minutes and finally broke down.  It continued on for 15 minutes and then he drove out.

When Will finally got home, he swallowed up his pride and quickly dresses to take his girlfriend for a Valentine’s Day dinner.  Will double check on his email and saw that her girlfriend had an emergency and cancelled the dinner that night.  One week later, at a chain restaurant, Will saw her girlfriend talking to another guy and feeling intimate.  Will saw and stood there for a minute and his heart just dropped.  Will head back home in distraught and had nowhere to go.  Will heads home, undressed and put away his clothes in his closet.  He saw a picture of him as a kid in church.  He looked at it and after he went through, he knew he had to change someone: himself.  The following was the beginning of Lent and decided for the next several weeks, he’s sacrificing his good life.

Before Lent Season began, Will canceled his plans going to Mardi Gras in New Orleans and focus on his grueling destination.  Will setup the rules for his Lent mission:

·         Will will only have $100 cash for the next 7 weeks.  Cannot ask for more money.

·         He can only carry clothes

·         He can’t go to a homeless shelter since he already has a home or go to a kitchen that serves homeless people

·         No electronic devices or ask people for electronic devices (cell phones, iPhones, iPods, MP3s, cameras, and others)

·         Catholic Lent rules apply (no meat on Fridays during Lent Season)

·         Fasting means no food for Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, not the 2 small meals, 1 large meal deal.

·         No loophole Sunday stuff

·         Must go to a different Catholic Church each Sunday and for Holy Thursday and Good Friday

·         Cannot ask for directions, going to someone’s house to sleep or shower or stay in any car.

·         Cannot take taxi, hitchhike, subway or bus.  Must do this on foot.

·         The mission begins in Fairfax and ends in Washington, DC

·         Finally, the only goal on this mission is if Will achieve what he wanted to do.

Before leaving, Will told his parents that he is going on a Lent mission and will come back on Easter, he then locked all of his belongings on a safe and gave it to his best friend, Shawn, whom he had known since high school and told him to keep out of harm.  Will paid his rent and bills early so he wouldn’t be penalized.  Then, Will strategize where to go in the next 7 weeks to prevent duplication. Finally on Fat Tuesday, Will had a big meal to prepare for Lent.  On midnight, the mission began.

Week 1

It was uneventful since Will had to stay around the Fairfax area since he had to go to two masses in the same week.  He went first to St. Leo for Ash Wednesday to take his ashes and began his mission.  After mass ended, Will took all of his belongings (shirts, shoes, underwear, socks) and hit the sidewalks.  He walked down a busy intersection in Fairfax and saw people were mad that traffic hadn’t move and from a pedestrian perspective, Will saw no reason for this anger since he saw there was a huge accident upfront, but people were more worried about their own interests.  Will laughed it off and moved on.  Since he was around in Fairfax for the next few days, Will remembered there was a Popeye’s around the corner and wanted to go there for their Louisiana Shrimp Basket, which was $4.99.  He got 3 orders since he’ll be traveling and will take nibbles since he has only $100.  On Sunday, he went to Mission of Our Lady for the First Sunday of Lent and then the real adventure begins.

Week 2

Since Will cannot stay at a motel or at a house, he had to rely on shear will. In the beginning of March, it began to snow heavily in the D.C. area and Will uses his camping skills as an Eagle Scout to survive this treacherous weather.  He had no food and must spread out his money for 6 weeks, so he had to find it in this awful weather.  In the area, there were no stores in sight, and all Will had left was a biscuit.  Will’s next big project on this mission is to have a food supply that will last him a long time.  Sadly, there was no Wal-Mart in sight since everything was discounted, but Will thought of another place where he can get the essential foods…H Mart.  Since fruits and vegetables were very cheap at H Mart, Will took advantage and took as many as he can.  He bought nearly $30 of fruits, vegetables, and water.  Will put it in his bag and knew that he had to take it easy on the eating.  Week 2 ended at the Church of Dunn Loring.

Week 3

It was cold still, but it was sunny and it rejuvenated Will for a bit.  For this week travel, he went to Tyson’s Corner and saw a bunch of business people driving and they feel very ordinary like it was another typical work day.  Of course, the only personality they showed was anger from more traffic.  Tyson’s Corner was also the first big hurdle for Will as Tyson’s Corner has tons of restaurants, stores, and temptation.  Will knows he cannot spend a lot of money, but he use Tyson’s Corner as an opportunity.  Since he couldn’t shower at anyone’s house, Will use the mall bathrooms as his shower.  He takes water from the sink and goes to a bathroom stall and washes himself with the water he took, changes clothes and heads out.  Will still had to fight the urge of what he has, but cannot use it for this mission.  Will was still comfortable since he had plenty of food under his circumstances and $60 left.  The week ended at the Holy Martyrs of Vietnam, where the kids are very joyful, plenty of double parking, and a language Will never understood.

Week 4

After leaving Holy Martyrs of Vietnam, Will headed to Arlington, but met a bunch of Asians in Ballston.  The Asians were mocking Will of his homeless and heavy beard look.  The Asians were part of a gang at the Eden Center and now try to establish their territory in Ballston.  The gang walked away until someone saw that Will had some money in the pocket.  The gang pulled out their knives and surrounded Will.  Will wanted to fight it, but he was outnumbered by members and weapons.  Will gave up and gave the money to the gang.  After that, one of them took his clothing and gave a sucker punch to Will’s face, knocking him unconscious.  The gang left with the clothes and the money and adding insult to injury, the gang threw the vegetables at his face, which gave many cuts and bruises on Will’s face.  The following day, Will got up wounded and wobbly after that attack.  There were no police or anyone else helping him and had a hard time walking straight.  Will had no money, no additional clothes, and starving.  The fruits and vegetables were spoiled after it rolled into a puddle and they were inedible.  Will was struggling to go somewhere, but founded someone who looked desperate.

Will saw a homeless man going through a dumpster and founded a half pizza uneaten and saw the guy took a bite.  Will was disgusted at first.  However, he read a story about a homeless guy going through trash and found is treasure since the young adults live in the city throw away the good stuff.  Will tried to find an area where a lot of young adults live.  Luckily, the Ballston to Court House section is full of young adults and hence the “treasure” is big.  Since Will did not move around after being injured, so he loads up on stock from pizza, steak, salmon for Fridays and others.  It was not pretty, but this was the only thing Will can eat now with no money.  After being stagnant for a few days, Will heads off to find another Catholic Church, St. Ann.

Week 5

Will was still hurt from the attack last week, but relief came when the D.C. area was pouring in rain since it was the start of spring.  It gave Will second wind and the rain acted as a cure for his injuries.  Slowly every day, Will was gaining power from the rain and by the end of the week, although not 100%, Will can finally think straight and his mission to D.C. is back on track.  The week ended at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Parish.

Week 6

A lot of cars were coming northbound to Arlington and it was bigger than usual.  Will never had a slightest clue why there is a lot of traffic.  He looked around Arlington and then went to Rosslyn.  There, he saw the big screen from WJLA7 that the cherry blossoms were coming out and visitors are coming to enjoy the festivities.  Will had this adrenaline rush and never thought about food or any previous troubles he had, Will knew he was close.  At the end of the week, Will had made it not only to D.C., but he was in the middle of cherry blossom festival.  Will absorb the nature and beauty of the cherry blossoms and took it in stride.  Although Will arrived to D.C. one week early, the mission was not done since there is one week to go in Lent.  Will knows he had one week to survive, but the nature of D.C. made it easier for Will to relax the next week.  The week ended on Palm Sunday at Saint Stephen Martyr.  The palms were eco-friendly from Guatemala, which Will kept and cherish.

Holy Week

Will knew that D.C. is a great walking city and had plenty of time to enjoy the museums and monuments of D.C. like he never did.  Will still had no money and had little food available.  For the next 4 days, Will walked around the city and went to local colleges to see if naïve students throw away good food.  On Holy Thursday, he went to St. Peter’s Catholic Church and then took a nap outside the church.  On Good Friday, Will took a walk to D.C. one last time to relive what he achieved the past 7 weeks.  Of course there were obstacles and Will made it too rough of a standard that he set, but after being punished by losing his job and losing his girlfriend, those events were nothing that he endured those 7 weeks.

It was Friday evening, and Will needed to go to a different church.  He found it in Cathedral of St. Matthew in downtown D.C.  Will arrived there at 6PM, stayed through mass, and stayed through prayer until 11:45 PM on a Friday evening.  Fifteen minutes later, the clock struck midnight and Lent season was over and Will’s mission finally completed…unless he can find someone to take him home in Fairfax without money.  Will realizes he has no money and does not feel like any assistance right now.  Then, Will felt something strange on his right foot.  He sat down, took off his right shoe and rubs it since it was aching.  He looked at his shoe and saw three $1 bills.  Since it was midnight in D.C., the maximum cost is $2.35.  Will had no idea he had $3 on his shoe and thought what he deserved to get that $3?  Will thought about it, but he could not come with an explanation.  So, with his heavily beard, aching body, and soul refresh, Will took the Metro to Vienna/Fairfax and headed home.

Easter Weekend

When Will got home at 1 AM, he immediately slept for 10 hours.  When he woke up, he took his shower, shaved his beard, and ate a hearty breakfast for the first time in 7 weeks.  Will then had to pick up his belongings from Shawn and gave him a huge tip for keeping everything.  Will then reflected again on what he did, then he packed up and headed to Arlington (by car) to meet up with his family for Easter.  During the weekend, the Henry family enjoyed a nice buffet brunch and their own Easter Egg Hunt.  Will was enjoying not only real food finally, but enjoyed being with the kids.  After Easter ended, Will headed back home in Fairfax and saw he forgot to put away the eco-friendly palm into a vase and then he hatch an idea…

Afterwords

Will moved out of his apartment and bought an abandoned house in Fairfax City.  Although the house was torn up, it had plenty of grass in Fairfax City land to start his one of two new ventures…gardening.  Will started growing fruits and vegetables in his backyard to sell at the Farmers Market, which was a couple of blocks from his house.  Will’s other venture: teaching.  Will has a paid job as a school teacher at Providence Elementary School and a volunteer as a CCD teacher at St. Leo.  I guess walking for 7 weeks clears up the mind quite a bit.

February Stories

I was going to be poetic and affectionate with my February story this month.  However, two things happen on the way: 1) I had no time with work and networking, and 2) I’m a realist, not a poet and I’m not that graceful.  So, I called an old friend to do these stories.  The stories (or haikus in this case) are from Shad Ewart.  These three haikus are about the month of February.  Please enjoy:

For the people who believe in love:

A stolen glance, then

Fumbled conversations, then

The heart skips a beat…

 

For the weather geeks:

Brutal whipping winds

Don’t mess with Mother Nature.

March could be much worse.

 

For Puxatony Phil:

Poor past predictions

And the market keeps falling…

Phil needs a bailout.

 

Shad Ewart (or Shad in DC) is a professor at Anne Arundel Community College and the haikuist for the Tony Kornheiser Show (if it comes back).

 

Reed and Dreston

This story is based on Dan Levy, who I admire what’ he is doing and very jealous of him.  Dan owns a site called 609design.com and has own podcast: On the DL with Dan Levy.  He is also a graphic designer for Rutgers University.  If you notice the big R on the football field and the basketball court, that’s his design.  This is my attempt to be in his shoes…in fictional form.

Reed Stevens was your typical college frat boy at George Mason.  He wanted to have fun and throw parties around campus.  He never came to George Mason to get an education;  he wanted fame, fortune, and notoriety.  Reed majored in communications.  A communications degree at George Mason is similar of buying a Ph.D degree at a Wal-Mart for $15.99, except that Reed spent $40,000 for four years to get a communications degree.  Reed has a blog for fun and a Facebook profile filled with pictures that are not safe for work. 

Reed wanted to be a star and take shortcuts to make it to the top.  He would take easy classes from Communications 100, English 100, and tennis class.  The only real hard part from college was Reed doing his own college radio show he did every Tuesday night.  He wanted to make an effort to entertain his listeners and the crowd surrounded the radio studio to make the best show possible.  Reed was influence from shock jock radio while growing up listening to Howard Stern and Don and Mike and decided he wanted to be on radio.  Reed wanted to have that type of show because it will bring all the attention to him and hopefully, someone will pick him up for a show.  Reed’s radio show was a hit around campus, and was starting to feel his time was now. 

Reed was not technologically advanced, so he would not know how to podcast his show through the computer.  All of his friends were frat boys who have nothing to do but work a summer job.  In Reed’s case, he wanted to have fun for his job.  So during summer break, he interned at his favorite station at WBHO-FM, which is a couple miles from the George Mason campus.  He interned on several shows, including The Sports Addicts, The Jim O’Malley Show, and the Tom Boumgartner Show.  From these shows he interned, he learned three things:  get the ladies, be bombastic, and have a dirty mind.  Right there, he knew he wanted to be a shock jock.

After graduating at George Mason, Reed pitches his show to several radio stations.  Reed was anticipating calls that his show would at least get picked up for a trial run on the weekends.  Reed never received those calls and felt dejected.  A week later after settling his emotions, Reed called the several stations he applied for.  In most cases, he got a generic answer:

“Thank you for sending your tapes.  However, we feel that you are talented; we have selected shows that are a better fit to our station.  Thank you and good luck on future success.”

Reed had many rejection letters, but the one that hurt him was the call he got from his hometown station WBHO-FM.  Reed made a call to WBHO-FM and wanted to contact a producer.  Instead, he was forwarded to Tom Boumgartner, where he got a tongue-lashing.  Boumgartner yelled at the phone saying.

You sir, are an utter piece of @#$!.  Your shows blows dick.  You just ramble on @#$! And yapping INCOHERENTLY.  NO WONDER KIDS LOVE YOU…YOU TALK LIKE THEM.  A BUNCH OF DRUNKS THINK RADIO IS EASY.  IF SO, THEN I GOT NEWS FOR YOU…theRE is NO ROOM OF THIS CLUSTER @#$! OF A SHOW ON THIS STATION AND YOUR SHOW JUST HIT THE @#$! ON THE FAN.  YOU’RE NOT WORKING IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.”

After the call, Reed stayed silent for about 5 minutes.  It was the first time someone made him speechless.  Reed then thought about his future saying to himself,

“What’s Next?”

A week later, Reed was searching for a job…any job.  Luckily, his apartment is in the middle of the city, where there are tons of shops and restaurants.  He applied to numerous jobs, but found a job next door…Thursdays Bar and Restaurant.  Reed was waiting tables to customers.  Although he was making money, he wasn’t very comfortable at his new role as a secondary person.  For the next few months, he had the same routine.  Then, he had something in mind.

After a long day at work, Reed came home, ate dinner, and checking his email.  On his email, he received one from Colorado.  His name was Don and both Reed and Don were internet friends.  They always had a good talk, but never met face-to-face.  Don wrote Reed this email:

Dear Reed,

I hope everything is well.  Hey, just want to let you know that I started my own design clothing company in Denver called “Don-a-Design.”  I wanted to have my own clothing store after saving up all this money.  The store has been kicking ass.  I guess I hit a nerve on attracting people.  I hope you become a radio star.  I heard great things about it and congrats on graduating.  You will become a star one day.

Take Care,

Don

Reed was taken aback that someone actually like his radio show from college.  However, Reed saw a different picture.  In his spare time, Reed did drawings on an assortment of things.  He would draw sarcastic pictures of his heroes, enemies, family, celebrities, anyone was fair game.  Reed founded a couple of vendors who can use his drawings as clothing apparel.  It did not cost Reed a penny to startup an online shop for this site.  After Reed forwarded his drawings for selling, he went to work on promoting his site.  Reed promotes it on his blog and on his Facebook page.  However, he got little traction from it.  Reed tried other social networking sites from LinkedIn, Last.FM, Bebo, and others.  Those sites gave a little boost to sales, but not that much.  Then, someone forward him a link to Twitter.  Reed had never heard of it and at first glance, was not impress with its 140 characters.  Reed needed the publicity, so he tried it.  Reed’s first update was:

Hello, you can have a piece of my drawings by buying my merchandise. Please click on my site to purchase and hope you enjoy them.

After that update, ten people started to follow Reed.  Reed did not know how to use Twitter, but was impressed of the responses.  Reed also realizes he can’t act as a spokesperson for his company;  he needs to be personal about his company.  He replied to his followers and re-tweet what is of interest to him.  Reed only follows people around the DC area by using a Twitter directory and most have followed back.  Reed also followed a few celebrities just to get notice and publicity.  Reed reposted his first update to the new people and a few more followers came.  ThenReed figured out how to integrate his Twitter account to other sites, including Facebook, LinkedIn, his blog, and his shopping site.  What Reed did not know was how much he would make in his first month.

A month has passed and by not knowing the figures, Reed felt confident he would get good numbers.  Reed also realizes that his persona is back from his college, but felt he is mature and is really making an effort to succeed by having real conversations through the internet.   What Reed would not know is if the economy would affect his sales.  On Friday, Reed received his first paycheck from the vendor.  Reed opens the envelope and saw a check.

The check read…$25,350.

Including Reed’s earnings from waitering in Thursdays Bar and Restaurant, he is making around $27,000.  Reed thought of spending money on clothes or getting a new car, but he had bigger plans.

For the next 6 months, Reed was doing double duty as artist/salesman, and a waiter.  He was steady as a waiter at Thursdays, but his design merchandise business is booming.  So far, combining his earnings, he has made over $100,000 over these 6 months.  Reed decided that he wants to setup shop to sell his merchandise to the local people in Fairfax.  He quit as a waiter at Thursdays and moved on to his business.  The next few weeks, Reed went to register his new business through the city and state and find a location to place his store.  While scouting his location for shop, he spotted one that he remembers fondly.

Reed does not read the news.  He only follows sports and rates women he sees on a ten point scale.  While Reed was driving scouring for a location, he saw a “For Sale” sign over the building where WBHO-FM does their shows.  There were no cars, no logos, and no people around the building.  Reed drives home and did a search on why WBHO-FM is gone.  What happen was after a month when Reed got rejected by WBHO-FM, the station switched to the Portable People Meter (PPM) because the station that owned it, VMI Media, agreed with the other competitors to measure the audience that way.  In the old system, WBHO-FM was a hit on all demographics in the DC area.  The station usually rates in the top 5.  The PPM now shows WBHO-FM had a 0.1 rating and their top shows don’t crack the top 25.  The economy and terrible ratings forced VMI Media to cut the station, remove the personalities, and move all the stations to one area in Lanham, Maryland.  This leads to WBHO-FM building on sale.  Reed decided that the building from his childhood radio station growing up will be the place for his new store.  The problem is he does not have enough money to lease the building.  Reed was going to snap but had someone in mind to help get the store open.

Dreston Pavis was Reed’s best friend since pre-school.  Dreston and Reed discuss about sports, women, video games, and every Seinfeld and Simpsons episode to mankind.  After both graduated high school, Dreston went to Ferrum College in Roanoke, Virginia, while Reed stayed home at George Mason.  The two still talked to each other over instant messaging (IM), talking about the same thing.  After Dreston graduated at Ferrum, he moved to Chantilly to help out his family business.  The Pavises were interior designers who started the business in 1995.  Their business was steady in the first 5 years, and then exploded when the housing boom came in Northern Virginia.  The family made a lot of money and still their business is thriving.  Dreston was the account executive trying to find new clients.  The job helps him having a big bank account.

Reed came to Dreston’s apartment to have a nice get-together to talk about the old times and catching up.  It was a nice 90 minute conversation, and then Reed spit out what he is there for…to ask Dreston to be a partner.  Reed explains Dreston about his company.  Dreston agrees under one condition: a lot of sports and lot of junk Dreston owns must be sold.  Reed obliges to Dreston’s request and thus starts of a business.  Immediately, they agreed on the new company: “Reed & Dreston”.  They register their name to federal and state and were approved.  The company went ahead to get materials for the stores like hangers, cash registers, credit card machines, displays, security systems, and counters.  After a few weeks, the store is setup.  Reed was designing the name and sign for the store and a new website.  After all the hard work, “Reed & Dreston” is open…until it hit a snag.

After setting up the company’s website, Reed installed an email server with the address “@reedanddreston.com”.  They got 2 emails already:  One was a welcome from their host company, the other were the lawyers of Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen.  They sent a notice to Reed and Dreston to change the name because it’s too close to Reid and Dreesen and people might be confused of the two duos. 

Dreston asked:  “Who are Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen?”

Reed said, “Tim is the father in Sister, Sister and Dreesen frequently comes to Letterman.”

Dreston asked another question, “Then why they are suing us?”

Reed follow-up, “I don’t know.”

Reed and Dreston search for Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen.  Tim and Tom, as they were called, were a comedy duo in the 1960s.  They were the first interracial comedy duo in history.  The next search page, it showed Reed and Dreston’s company site, which Tim and Tom believed why they’re thinking of suing us.  Dreston hatch up a plan and called the attorneys for Tim and Tom.  Dreston asked the attorneys that we will not only drop the name, but we will sell Tim and Tom’s new book when their store opens and all proceeds will go to their charity of choice.  The attorneys say they will have a decision in one day.  Three hours later, the attorneys called back and agreed to Dreston’s terms.  Crisis has been averted, but now they need a new name and pay for another sign.

There were two names Reed and Dreston came to conclude: “NOVARepresent” or “703Represent”.  Reed did not like “NOVARepresent” because people from the show, NOVA, will sue us for stealing their name to sell.  So, the both decided by default to go to “703Represent”.   They re-did the signs, the website, everything.  After a week, it was time to open shop.  When they moved to the new building, the both discover an open space.

The open space contained microphone holders, a board, and bookshelves.  Reed and Dreston just entered the old WBHO-FM studio.  They looked around in astonishment that they’re in a studio of their idols.  Reed thought up a plan, but hesitated. 

Dreston asked “What’s the hold up?”  Reed then tells Dreston of something he wanted to do:

“Let’s do a podcast together!”

Dreston love the idea, but he mention to Reed

“Do you know how to do a podcast?”

Reed shook his head sideways.

Reed wanted to do this podcast badly, but did not know how to do one.  He wanted to do training online and take a class on podcasting, but he did not want to spend money just to learn more stuff.   The both did remember they had a friend who does freelance audio. 

His name was Steve, who was friends with Reed and Dreston for 10 years.  He went to USC to go to film school, but it was a crowded field, so he went to audio engineering and headed back home.  He was the audio engineer for several WBHO-FM stations until they moved to Lanham and Steve just stayed home and became a freelancer. 

Steve showed the two how to do the podcast and how to run a show and get better quality.  Reed and Dreston took a couple of trial runs and already there was chemistry on the air.  A few adjustments on the audio and they founded their sound to podcast.  The two discuss a variety of topics from sports and women.  Dreston wanted to talk about politics that Reed had little knowledge with and Reed wanted to discuss pop culture that Dreston had no interest.  The both agreed to make an attempt to cover each others’ topics.  After a trial run, Reed and Dreston did their first podcast, one week before the store opens.

They put the podcast over through iTunes and their respective social media profiles. They also announce that they’re opening “703Represent” next week and will do daily podcasts two hours before the store opens.  The tone of the show was two best friends talking anything that comes to mind and from listening to the show, you would know their best friends and you would come in to the conversation.   After their first day of podcast, there were 15 emails telling them from liking the show to liking the show with some constructive criticism.  In any case, “703Represent” had momentum leading up to the grand opening.

The store was setup like any other typical store, but each hanger had a station: There was the Liz Clarke section, the satire collection, the sports section, the sports formula (CFL, NFL, NCAA QB rating; The Duckworth Lewis formula) section, the pop culture section, and novelty items from hats with clapping hands, No. 1 Hats, Witty Saying hats, bobbleheads, beanie caps (Reed is closest knitter that no one knows about), a bunch pearl key chains Reed’s grandmother gave to him, used CD and books, and others.  Ten AM hit and the store open.  There was no line as expected since people were at work and they got a huge building to work with.  The first customer came in was an elder 70 year old woman, walking down Main Street and just saw there’s a new store in the middle of Fairfax City.  She felt unimpressed, so she left.  Then during lunch, and a few more came by and actually bought stuff.  A steady flow came by the store.  After the first week, Reed and Dreston were happy about the result.  The store, plus the online store means “703Represent” was a success.

During a routine day at “703Represent,” Ma Stevens came by to drop off lunch to her son, Reed.  Reed was not home the past few days because of the new store.  Ma made a basket of her famous egg rolls for her son.  Dreston was in the background giggling behind Reed’s back.  Ma never like the place because it was “too ugly”, but was happy that her son made money out of it.  Ma left the store and Dreston busted out in laughter at Reed.  Calmly, Reed asked Dreston if he wants an egg roll.  Dreston tried one and said, “These egg rolls are dope.  They’re Magical!!!”  Reed looks at him awkwardly similar to a look when seeing a person dancing with only underwear.  After salivating on the egg roll, Dreston hatch out a plan to sell egg rolls for $2.  Reed felt uncomfortable because he did not want his mother to be a worker and is asking too much out of it, plus she’s stubborn.  After the store closes, Reed called his mother if she can make more egg rolls.  Ma was fine with it since she has money from her son.  Ma told Reed they’re ready for the weekend.  When the weekend arrived, Ma gave the egg rolls to her son and gave kisses and Dreston laughs and called Reed “Mama’s Boy.”  The customers picked up and were buying merchandise.  Then one of the customers, in her mid 30s, asked Reed to try one of the egg rolls.  “It’s $2” Reed said.  The customer gave Reed $2 and took the egg roll.  She took a bite, and after the bite she moaned in excitement. 

The customer then yelled, “HEY EVERYONE, YOU HAVE TO TRY THESE EGG ROLLS.  THEY ARE THE BEST!!!”

Everyone ran to the register to get a hand on Ma’s Egg Rolls.  Reed tried desperate to stray away the rabid customers and at the same time, give the egg rolls for people who have money.  In five seconds, the basket was empty and everyone backed off and continue shopping.  Reed felt pulverized from the ambush of people wanting their egg rolls.  When the day ended, clothes were on the ground, some merchandise were ripped, and clean up will take a long time.  Dreston helped out and told Reed, “I told you your Ma’s Egg Rolls were magical.”  Reed complemented and thought about another great idea. 

The “703Represent” building has two floors, and the store only covers the first floor.  Reed asked Dreston to look at the lease of the contract.  The lease mentions the building is occupied by Reed Stevens and Dreston Pavis.  Notice they own the whole building; Reed had a much bigger plan. 

A few months later, Reed asked his family (Ma, Pa, his two brothers) to come by to the store for a quick moment.  The family came by and Reed blindfolded them.  They took the elevator and when they came up;  they unmasked and saw a dining area.  In a goofy hat, Reed said, “Happy Birthday, Ma!” Ma looked shocked that he would build a whole restaurant for her birthday.  That was one of two surprises.  The other surprise…the restaurant is called “Cha Gio 88,” and it is now owned by Ma Stevens and family.  Ma looked like she was going to kill someone and hugs everyone.  Reed gave a tour to Ma’s new restaurant upstairs of where the dining, the bathrooms, and the kitchen is.  Ma was fine with it, but she did not like the kitchen equipment here, so she asked Reed to get her equipment.  Reed obliged.  After that, the family headed down for their final surprise:  the customers.  The customers knew from the restaurant from Reed and Dreston’s podcast and promote it on the web.  The family does not have internet access and were surprise to see that many customers.  The customers went up and enjoy a full course meal from Ma.  They enjoyed a plate of egg rolls, a bowl of Pho, and sticky rice with mango.  Every customer was satisfied with not only the service, but the food that was given to them.  At 9PM, “Cha Gio 88” and “703Represent” closed for the day.

Who would have thought a novelty store and a restaurant can go hand in hand.  After the two stores open, The Stevens family had enough money to visit Saigon for the first time in 35 years to visit family and get new ideas for the restaurant.  “Cha Gio 88” is a popular destination for not only the casual customers, but the harshest of food critics.  Finally, Reed and Dreston have a stable business in Fairfax and are a niche hit over the internet with their online store and podcast.  They also make yearly appearances in Celebrate Fairfax and the Fairfax Fall Festival, which they also do their podcast live. For the first time, Reed felt he earned his success.  Reed wonders about the people in his past and what would change.  Of course there were mistakes Reed wants to take back, but after knowing his conclusion, Reed had no regrets.  Reed finally made it to the big time.

The Anne Murray Holiday Story

This is a fanfic of the strife between Anne Murray and Liz Clarke.  Although the title is Anne Murray, she is the cause of the story.  The main character is Liz Clarke, who has this hatred of Anne Murray like no other (except Tracee Hamilton hating on Roy Williams of leaving Kansas for North Carolina and using her witch pipe to get what she wants).  Most of the events are real based on accounts from Liz Clarke and their Wikipedia page.  The situations are fake.  I created this story to understand why Liz Clarke really hates a 2 minute song that is as long as a horse race.  Please, don’t take this seriously, but do give me credit for research (I kid, I kid).  Here’s the Anne Murray Holiday Story:

Fifty years ago in Canada, Anne Murray was a sensation. She was making hit after hit in Canada. She was what Faith Hill and Dolly Parton was in Canada back in the day.  She had a folksy voice that was perfectly fit our neighbors up north.

Liz Clarke was a young, smart child in New York.  She had big dreams. She kept her thoughts to herself and never reveals anything to her family and friends.

Liz felt bored in the United States and wanted new challenges. Liz convinced her family to move to Goose Bay, Newfoundland. When she arrived, she develop her craft as a writer and looked over at her window to see the building, dreaming of been a writer (and a figure skater). For the few months, she enjoyed her stay in Goose Bay: the blueberries, Eskimo city, the landscape, and inspirations that she thought she could live. Then, her family bought a phonograph that changed her life forever.

In one wintry afternoon in 1968, the family bought a phonograph that had two free LP records by purchasing this device. The two records were Gordon Lightfoot and Anne Murray. The whole family loved Gordon Lightfoot and played the record through the night. The next day, the family listens to Anne Murray’s record. The family wasn’t as enthuse, but the album was plausible. Then, the strum of the guitar and the voice reckoned “Snowbird” and Liz’s family jumped around and dance the night. Liz and her family were going to sleep that night humming Snowbird. However, the next day was whole other story.

The next morning, Liz’s father was to play another LP record, but the Anne Murray record was stuck and when they place the needle, it was repeating “Snowbird” over and over again. At first, Liz’s father was trying to fix the phonograph, but the record was stuck to “Snowbird.”   The family couldn’t fix it, but they loved the sound of her voice and kept playing.  It felt like they’re back in New York.  Everyone was dancing and singing along a record that was stuck on one song.  Everyone was happy, except the small, brunette hair sat in the corner name Liz Clarke.  

Liz use to like the song, but hearing it again and again, it created a migraine to her head and with her desire to write, started a diary.  The family moved back in the States because Canada was way too cold for them and Liz was very happy to escape from Anne Murray.  However, she didn’t realize “Snowbird” was a hit in the United States as well.  For two years, she wrote her devious thoughts about Anne.  Here’s an excerpt:

“The slumber party was fun, however the Anne Murray background music was making my friends run out the door.  I don’t hate my family for it, but Anne Murray must die.”

“Anne Murray is ruining my social life.  When I talk to my friends, I keep saying the lyrics to Snowbird.  Now, kids give me the stink-look.”

“Great…my school is doing “Snowbird.”  Please shoot me.”

She was not happy those two years and blamed Anne for ruining her kid years.  Then, one special concert at  New Jersey in 1974 that change Liz’s life.

The Clarkes, despite opposition from Liz, travel to the Meadowlands to see Anne Murray.  It was a sold out concert and everyone was real excited and the buzz went through the roof.  The Clarkes had front row seats and were giddy about seeing Anne.  As you know in concerts, there’s a lead-off act and the lead-off act was a local favorite…Bruce Springsteen.  When Bruce came to the stage, there was a good applause and then, sang his set.  After the first song, there ere loud cheers, but there was one person who went beyond cheering… Liz Clarke.  She never felt so alive and was screaming at every song.  Then, on the second to last song, Liz’s mother felt something on her shoe and felt something was wet and sticky.  She looked around and found out that it was Liz.  She realizes when Bruce sang, Liz just became a woman at that moment.  The whole family had to exit the arena to accompany Liz.  The Clarkes missed the last song from Bruce and the whole set with Anne Murray.  The Clarkes were disappointed to miss out but wanted to take care of their daughter, who founded her inspiration.

During her high school years, Liz was a terrific student not because she studied hard; she founded confidence in The Boss.  She went to local music stores and bought Bruce’s albums.  She carried Bruce’s rhythms and carried it to class.  To be frank, she was not an expert on math or science, but when she was humming along Bruce, her face lit up and came out of high school in the top 5% of her class.  The happiness continued when she got her allowance, got a paid job as a waitress in Vermont for the summer, and won a $500 writing contest.  She used most of the money on going to the Springsteen and the E Street Band tour and had a time of her life.  At Barnard College, she excelled at her classes and became one of the better writers at Barnard during her time.  However, after her junior year in college, something changed.

After her junior year, she interned at a local newspaper in New York.  Right then and there, she wanted to be a writer…a music critic to be exact.  She loved Springsteen so much; she inspired to listen to music that even would compare to Springsteen.  She took that during her senior year and wanted to be the music writer for her college newspaper.  The editor-in-chief enjoyed Liz’s writings and would have no problem to have a position for the college newspaper.  Then, when the editor-in-chief turned on the radio, the EIC heard a sound and quickly turn back and it was Liz.  Apparently, when a Springsteen song comes on air or on the record, Liz has a tendency to swoon when Springsteen comes on.  The EIC realizes it and told it straight to Liz that she cannot be a music writer with her “tendencies.”  The EIC put Liz as a sports reporter for Barnard.  She accepted her role, but by her face, she was disappointed of her new role.  Then to make matters worse, during the winter time in Vermont, Canadians came down to enjoy the maple syrup Vermont is well known for.  It made great business for the restaurant Liz was working, but individually, it was bad since Canadians don’t tip.  Each waking hour, Liz looks at the Canadian customers with disdain and wanted to throw plates to those Canadians for not tipping.  Then, a special customer came by.

Liz was so tired that day; she was looking into the paper and did the regular greeting.  The customer wanted blueberry pancakes with the classic Vermont maple syrup.  Liz took the order and head back.  Fifteen minutes later, the blueberry pancakes with Vermont maple syrup came to the customer.   For thirty minutes, the customer chewed on those pancakes and the guest was swept by their feet.  When the plate was done, the guest said, “Those were the best pancakes I ever had.”  Liz handed the customer a check and expected to see a tip.  Instead of money, the customer gave Liz a record inside the cover was a note.  Liz opened the letter.  It says,

Dear Liz,

The blueberry pancakes were wonderful and I love the maple syrup.  Seems appropriate this time of year.  Anyway, I heard about you disdain of me because what happen to you as a child.  I do admit my music is not everyone’s cup of tea (or syrup), but I feel so sorry of what happened and I want to make it up.  Here’s a new album from me.  I hope you enjoy it and congratulations on graduating next year.

Sincerely,

Anne

The letter did get Liz’s attention and she ran to the window to see Anne.  What Liz only saw was the silver tips of her hair.  At that moment, Liz thought of going home and play Anne Murray’s new album.  Then, someone came to the jukebox and selected B25, “Snowbird” by Anne Murray.  By then, Liz’s hatred of Anne Murray still burns and threw the new record in to the trash.

After graduating from Barnard College, Liz traveled a lot as a young sportswriter.  She was writing places in Dallas, and in D.C.  She was writing stories about various sports topics in the city she covered.  In each of those places, Liz kept a scrapbook at her desk she made in college.  It was a bunch of pictures of Bruce and the band and a cutout of Liz in many different outfits.  In one of the pictures, it had Liz in a wedding dress with Bruce.  The money paid well, so she can travel to any Bruce Springsteen concert she had time to attend.   She wasted nearly half of her yearly salary on Springsteen tickets.   Yet, she had the time of her life and brought in more pictures of Bruce and more cutoffs of herself.  Then, in 1988, Liz was assigned to cover the Winter Olympics in Calgary.  While there, she did reports and interviews of stars people have not heard of in the States.  Coming out of Olympic Village, she spotted someone familiar… it was Anne Murray.  Liz never spoke to Anne and went the opposite direction.  By that time, The Boss was married, divorced, and remarried; Anne was out of the spotlight; and Liz was a rising star in the sports journalism scene, but it wasn’t the direction she expected.

In 1990, Liz moved to Charlotte, North Carolina to be the beat writer for the Charlotte Observer.  Charlotte was a rising city that had a NASCAR track and two expansion teams coming in.  Liz’s supervisor selected her to do NASCAR coverage.  Liz did not have a clue about NASCAR, except “Cadillac Ranch” from Springsteen about Junior Johnson.  She uses that to develop her NASCAR expertise and it was a rough start.  Her first day at a NASCAR track, she wore a dress out of many people in dirty outfits.  She was clueless in a rising sport, but had help from an unexpected source.  He was called the Intimidator, the Guy in Black, and a Champion.  Dale Earnhardt rarely had relationships with anyone, but when he saw a young reporter lost, he took Liz by her side and shows her the ropes.  The relationship not only help Liz understand NASCAR, she mastered it.  In 1996, she became Motorsports Journalist of the Year at the time when open wheel racing was splitting up and NASCAR was rising ( She won another one in 2003).  At that time, Liz moved to Washington D.C. to be the beat writer for the Washington Post.  It was also at the time The Boss was becoming a legend and Anne had her personal problems.  Then came the 2000s.

In 2001, Dale Earnhardt died in a multi-car crash at the Daytona 500.  The death of Dale not only hurt NASCAR, but it lost Liz as well.  At the same time, Anne had to conquer divorce, cancer, and personal problems.  For the next five years, all of their careers became stagnant, which lead us to 2007.

In 2007, Liz finally admits her hatred of Anne Murray on the Tony Kornheiser Show in May of 2007.  She discussed why she hated Canada and the main reason was “Snowbird” by Anne Murray.  She also discuss Celine Dion and tipping, but her hatred of Anne Murray runs like a thousand suns.  She told Mr. Tony that if Anne Murray ever share the same room, she would walk off.   Mr. Tony and Jeanne McManus were taken aback by Liz’s hatred of Anne. 

At the same time, Anne Murray was back at the recording studio making her comeback album with “Duets” from famous Canadian artists.  Not only it was a number one album in Canada, but had moderate success in the U.S.  She felt so good about her comeback album; she decided to start her comeback tour.  Most of them would be in Canada and the south, where country reigns supreme.  However, one of her assistants forward her the podcast to the Tony Kornheiser Show with Liz Clarke’s comments.   Anne still remembers meeting Liz at the restaurant and remembers her face.  She also remembers she has not respond back to their meeting 20 years ago.  So, Anne mention to the tour people to add events in the Mid-Atlantic and one of them be in the DC Metro Area.  The event planners found one on March 18, 2008 in North Bethesda, Maryland.

In early 2008, Liz Clarke was promoting her first book, One Helluva Ride.  The book had moderate success and was a local hit in Washington DC.   Anne Murray was in the middle of her North American Tour and was heading to the States and could not wait to go to Maryland to see Liz.  Anne actually got Liz’s email through Google and send her complementary VIP seats to her show in Bethesda.   Liz got the email, but never responded back.  One day before her concert in Bethesda, she realizes that Liz is not coming.  However, there was a Plan B…”Neil.”

On March 18, 2008, Plan B was to have “Neil,” who is a lawyer in Rockville, help setup an “impromptu” book session with Liz Clarke.  “Neil” gave the call to Liz saying that a lot of people would come to her book signing.  Liz did not answer the phone, so “Neil” went to his backup plan…Liz’s agent.  Liz’s agent agreed to this “impromptu” book signing because “Neil” had booked the place from 7-8PM that night.  So, “Neil” text message his friends to come by Columbia Books to have the book signing.  “Neil” drove all the way to DC to pick up Liz from her workplace.  “Neil” and Liz had a nice conversation and “Neil” told what’s going on.  “Neil” and Liz arrived at Columbia Books and Liz did her regular session follow by the book signing.  After 8 PM, “Neil” told Liz that you’re going to a party similar to what Sally Jenkins setup Liz a few weeks ago in DC.  Liz had that same excitement like she’s hearing another Springsteen record.  So, it was back to the road and heading to the party.

“Neil” and Liz were traveling north and “Neil” mention the party would be at the Strathmore.  Liz jumped around and even gave “Neil” a kiss on the cheek.   Liz attended a backstage party with friends and “Neil’s” friends.  They all chatted about her book.  Then, “Neil” took her to the balcony of the Music Center and Liz was very impressed, until the guitar strings strung that sounded familiar.   Yes, the backstage party was the Anne Murray crew and yes, she attended an Anne Murray concert.  Liz was livid at “Neil” and pounded her purse to his face.  “Neil” had to explain to Liz that Anne sent him there because she received Liz’s book from fellow Canadian and NASCAR driver, Ron Fellows.  “Neil” was Anne’s spokesperson at the time to explain that Anne read Liz’s book and enjoyed it.  Liz was stunned by the response, yet still threw the purse at “Neil’s” face.  Liz left the Strathmore during the middle of Anne’s set and took the Metro home.  “Neil” was still numb after the numerous hits from Liz’s purse.  The backstage crew saw the damage on “Neil” and told him to go home and rest up for tomorrow for his regular daytime job.  At 11PM, Anne’s concert was finished and was jolted from the loud applause.  She properly bowed to the audience and thank everyone of attending and told the audience that she is having fun singing again.  Backstage, Anne was hugging the band and crew members for the tremendous work that night.  Anne headed to her dressing room and saw the book One Helluva Ride on her desk.  She opened it up and there was an autograph from Liz Clarke and a letter she wrote.  It says:

Dear Anne,

I still hate “Snowbird” and hate it to the end of time.  However, I have been receiving emails from Canadians who are passionate about your music and their home country and I have to say I’m progressing to like Canada a little.  Plus, I discovered last year that a Canadian invented insulin, for which I am thankful since I am diabetic.  I also know you receive a copy of One Helluva Ride from Ron, which is very nice of him.

As time passes by, I know I have to settle a score at some point and I can’t get all angry at you, but you did somewhat ruin my childhood.  However, I want to move on and I’m writing this because I do not want to be hated that much (trust me) and hope we’ll meet…in 2010 in Vancouver.  I never been there before and hope you can be my tour guide.

2009 will be a busy year for me as I will settle the score in Tampa with Bruce and her wife and take advantage of the environment, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, good luck and hope to see you in 2010.

Thanks,

Liz

Anne read the letter, giggles a little, shook her head and spoke to herself, “I understand Liz, see you in 2010 in Vancouver!”

THE END

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.