Last Live-blogging: Pushing Daisies

9:01 PM:  That is it for the year and the other three episodes will be aired without publicity.  But if you want and ending that has a cliffhanger, but with some conclusion, this was it.  HAPPY ANNE MURRAY HOLIDAYS!!!

8:59 PM:  GEORGE HAMILTON?!!!  Now that’s a surprise to leave on.  WOW!!!

8:58 PM:  Cold turkey fingers.  It had to end that way.

8:57 PM:  I knew Wilbon was that sneaky. 

8:56 PM:  Weekend at Bernies situation.

8:49 PM:  Mother?  She must have a bunch of stories to tell inside of her.  I hear threesomes and hot sauna action.  Appropriate enough, a Levitra commercial is airing after that.

8:48 PM:  Let me end this, it’s Ned’s father.

8:47 PM:  End of the series talk.  NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

8:45 PM:  Oh snap!!!

8:39 PM: 

8:37 PM:  Finger jokes.  Somewhere, pulling it is on someone’s mind.  Oh wait…

8:36 PM:  Baseball caps?  Where them fleece hockey helmet hats?

8:34 PM:  Empty caskets…they’re at Wilbon’s tub.

8:32 PM:  First thought from the Norwegians:  Johann Olav Koss will never die, then onto their matter.

8:30 PM:  They’re going pop on our ass.  This is getting eerie.

8:28 PM:  Can Norwegians trust a Swede?  I’m actually asking.

8:26 PM:  We’re digging for treasure.  Does this seem to be an another episode of Psych, only with a hot woman and Europeans?

8:23 PM:  It had to be the Norwegians to make the story around.  I would prefer the Swiss for the cheese, chocolate, and their neutrality has help them made Roger Federer a star.

8:21 PM  I realize the Muppets are on NBC right now.  Thank goodness for picture and picture and DVR.

8:19 PM:  Last week, it was raincoats.  This week, matching Norway uniforms.  Where’s my old school Vietnamese Saigon shirt?

8:18 PM:  You know who would be a good foreign officer to the U.S.?  The Drunkenmaster

8:16 PM:  Oh, Hells Bells?  Wait for it…

8:15 PM:  New crime team:  Ity Bity and Big Chocolate.

8:13 PM:  So, this is how the Sedin Twins get up on your face.

8:11 PM:  Obvious, the Norwegians are dark-haired people.  If you want to know, Swedes are blond, the Finnish are red, and the Danish have cookies.  They’re playing the stereotype perfectly.

8:09 PM:  Oh, it’s the Norwegians.  Wilbon vs. J.A. Adande.

8:07 PM:  Wilbon wants details.  He’s serious

8:05 PM:  Olive Snook, “I’m not a yo-yo.”  Really?  I see them bouncing around that much.

8:04 PM:  Wilbon onto his hottub and firing away.

8:02 PM:  How could Mike leave a $10 bet?  What a chump.

8:00 PM:  Wonderful, a salute to Salute Your Shorts

7:57 PM:  I’m getting teary-eyed, oh wait, that’s the new HD in my face.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Live-blogging

11:59 AM:  On a serious note, I hope everyone has a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving.  Don’t forget the people at Mumbai and locally, Sean Taylor.  But most important, enjoy the cooking and eating with your friends and family and watch the fottball game at 8PM.  Also, you can do your Christmas shopping early.  Take care.

11:58 AM:  Here’s what I’m thankful for…No Ann Curry.

11:57 AM:  You know what will be good as well…Have Obama follow behind to do one of his surprises.

11:55 AM:  Oh boy, SANTA!!!  Let me get wishes in:  All I want for Christmas is love from my family and friends, money for my business, and have the McLovin experience.

11:52 AM:  CBS’s celebrity guest:  Patrick Warburton.  Good choice.  At least it is not David Spade.

11:51 AM:  I feel your pain Meredith.  You want to leave as soon as possible.

11:48 AM:  Ok, if Kermit is on a float, he should be accompanied by his float.  Not 5-6 floats after his balloon has passed by.

11:46 AM:  Oh crap, I need to set up my fantasy lineup.

11:43 AM:  This is sad, Kristin Chenoweth is doing a Thanksgiving Parade without a job.  NBC, at least give her pub for Pushing Daisies.  Oh wait, Knight Rider is on the same time as well.  Silly me, you’re following Silvy’s orders.

11:42 AM:  Tracing back, I missed the Tom Turkey.  Was the turkey-rendering machine behind him at any moment?

11:40 AM:  I wonder if the National Dog Show will have a higher rating than the Lions game this year?  This could be the year.

11:37 AM:  BOOOOOOO!!!  BOOOOOOOOO!!!  America wants Doc Nix and the George Mason Band.

11:35 AM:  You know Miranda Cosgrove is mad at Miley for not mentioning her.  Seems Miranda is in the bottom of the totem pole of tween stars.  If you’re wondering, yes, I have issues.

11:34 AM:  Did I just hear the theme song from Just the Ten of Us?

11:33 AM:  Umm..a Citi commercial?  People want to have hope, not be afraid.

11:29 AM:  Oh boy, Darius Rucker.  Wait, I want to hear the Mr. Tony song.  WHAT THE @$&!, I WANT TO HEAR THE MOTHERF****** MR. TONY THEME SONG.  TREASON!!!!

11:27 AM:  The NY Daily News has a float?  I’m worried what was the NY Post float look like.  Would kids know a difference between a woman and a prostitute?

11:25 AM:  People, rush down the parade and give a beatdown to these guys!!!

11:23 AM:  A word to a wise to CBS, get someone we recognize.  They use to have Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan or Boomer Esiason (ok, that didn’t count).  But, they got no-namers

11:22 AM:  The big guy?  The dope behind Sarah Palin turkey-killing machine is in New York?

11:19 AM:  Good, I didn’t miss Darius Rucker.  And now, some boy band are lip-synching a porno song.

11:17 AM:  Yeah Kermit.  I’m glad Miss Piggy is not behind, because the image would make the audience puke and create a cesspool.

11:15 AM:  Ah man, I missed Hootie and the Blowfish…oh check that, Darius Rucker?  Cool dude, I just want the rest of The Blowfish.

11:12 AM:  CBS is taking a lot of fun away by showing Santa Claus.  Also what’s not fun…the network that’s showing the Detroit Lions game.

11:08 AM:  I see on the list is the James Madison University band.  Is Macy’s afraid of Doc Nix and the Mason band?  Yes, he’s a pimp, but a lovable pimp and kids love him.  Plus, we’re much cooler.

11:06 AM:  On your local ABC affiliate, Philadelphia has their own Thanksgiving parade.  There’s two different parades:  The Phillies and spank Donovan McNabb.

11:05 AM:  Not a good time to see Uncle Sammy riding on teh streets and steal people’s money.  You know what’s true:  Uncle Sam is inflated by real cash.

11:03 AM:  Good Housekeeping for 100 years.  That’s wonderful…I want to know about the Roomba.

11:01 AM:  On CBS…Why you putting Wall Street executives in the parade?  Throw tomatoes or a bunch of rats at them.

11:00 AM:  The Mike Miller Dance Team?  The sharp-shooter has his own dance team?  Dang, he is a God in South Dakota.

10:56 AM:  Holy dillbat, we got Rick Roll’d on Thanksgiving.  And Rick Astley still looks the same.

10:53 AM:  Holy crap, I overslept.  I apologize for the delay.  I hope you’re enjoying the lip-synching, porno balloons, and all that dancing.

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9:00 PM:  The crossover episode next week, or should be depending on my network.  Have a Happy Thanksgiving.  Oh, one more surprise tomorrow.

8:57 PM:  Oh snap,  Charles Charles is coming alive.  Damn you, evil Jimmy James!!!!

8:55 PM:  Wilbon is great for the money, but he needs to know how to pitch or untuck his shirt.

8:53 PM:  Couldn’t they use a name Mitt or Henry as the enemy?

8:49 PM:  Rob Reich?  Do they believe the former Secretary of Labor is that evil?  Are they going after the vertically challenged?

8:46 PM:  Ooooh, actual drama.  Intense.

8:45 PM:  Stress-eating?  Everyone has that.  Nice try though.

8:44 PM  I forgot, Rosie Live is on.  Eh.

8:40 PM:  Again, where’s my Jimmy James?!!!

8:38 PM:  Ned is the freakish talent, Chuck has the Super-Sniffer, and Wilbon is the token black guy.  It’s Psych, but with no Irish guy.

8:36 PM:  Is this a crossover episode of The Knights of Prosperity?  I thought the crossover was next week.  Damn, I missed that show.

8:34 PM:  CORRECTION:  It’s Tam Fong.  Either way, no love for the Asians.

8:33 PM:  Just a friendly reminder, some stores have alerts one hour before the stores open on Black Friday.  The best time for a prank

8:29 PM:  Jimmy James has been influence by the Coen Brothers so much.  Watch too much Javier Bardem.

8:27 PM:  Yes, I would convert Chuck’s old room into a cheese room.  I wonder they Buffalo Wing Cheese?  If I were me, I would change it into the touchscreen room like to news analysts use in the election.

8:25 PM:  Ah crap, Tommy Fong looks likes me from last year, but more skinny and more goofy wearing the elf suit.

8:23 PM:  Here’s a weapon of chopice when facing Asians..Durian.

8:20 PM:  I don’t like seriously evil Jimmy James.  Where’s the fun, nitwit Jimmy James.

8:18 PM:  OMG,  Jimmy James is both Squidward and Plankton, but with clothes.

8:17 PM:  The show is not in favor of Asians.

8:15 PM:  My prediction, the porter the bell ringer did it.

8:13 PM:  Big to Berdunk-a-dunk.  Wilbon strikes gold again.  Also, a key party is intriguing depending on the prospects.

8:11 PM:  I watch The Bonnie Hunt Show and they had someone from the Real Housewives of Atlanta.  The guest is very similar in looks and stature to the gold-digger.  Let me say they’re both not the sharpest of knives.

8:09 PM:  Gold-digging wife?  I thought we ran out of those during these economic times.  Although old guy through a chandellor creating fireworks is good business.

8:06 PM:  Someone kill the spinning yarning inventor?  And he’s rich?  Wow, I’m thinking this is set in Florida.  Well,  the back drop is from Universal Studios.

8:03 PM:  May I request a stronger drink…Johnnie Walker Blue.

8:02 PM:  Stress-baking?  Perfect term for tomorrow.  Paranoia in the kitchen.

8:01 PM:  Eh, Ferrets had to die soon.  Oh well.

8:00 PM:  Young Ned was a terrible gambler

7:55 PM:  This will be the seventh of 13 episodes of Pushing Daisies and 6 more episodes until it’s gone forever.  Please enjoy it while its on-air.  Also, to be serious for a moment, thoughts and prayers for the people at Mumbai, India.

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9:00 PM:  It was touching at the end using the bee set.  That was very nice.  Sadly, not enough Wilbon jokes.  I’ll try better.

8:59 PM:  I love the show, but showing a half-naked old man won’t bring the show ratings.

8:57 PM:  Uh-oh…

8:56 PM   Role play…I want to be Michael Beschloss.

8:55 PM:  When did Ned became a golfer?

8:54 PM:  Maureen Dowd the Magician.  That has the nice touch.

8:51 PM:  Tompkins must of paid the producers big time.

8:46 PM:  Nevermind, the producers really love Best Week Ever.  By the way, being a redhead is hot.  Now, Pfaff is going to kill me.

8:45 PM:  Tompkins dead…the producers must hate pop culture show.

8:42 PM:  Wonder Twins power, activate in form of…I got nothing.

8:37 PM:  Is there anything eco-friendly for hippies to cheer?

8:35 PM:  Adult diapers?  Ned’s family are weird.

8:34 PM:  Kind of cruel that Dad left at a magic act.  He went Steven Bing on them.

8:31 PM:  Fred Willard is still alive?  Is he going to break it down folk style?

8:29 PM:  I think I’m starting to have a crush on Ellen Greene

8:26 PM:  Tompkins only eat glass, pickpockets value, and cares about PETA.  My guess is the producers love Best Week Ever over The Soup (McHale died of poison and other combinations).

8:24 PM:  Ned kicking ass and taking names.  That’s how he rolls.

8:22 PM:  Noooo, Fred Willard dead and Chuck with a boa.  Steaming inside my shirt.

8:20 PM:  This is scary,  I have the same hairdo as Alton Brown.  Stop copying me Alton…can you teach how to cook a perfect turkey?

8:18 PM:  The killer eats a BLT.  Dude loves to eat animals…Wait…TOMPKINS!!!

8:16 PM:  Jimmy James turned evil.  I thought he was a nitwit.

8:15 PM:  The Blueberries…Sweet.  Dingleberries…Classic.

8:12 PM:  Who would kill these animals?  Also, where is Fred’s Million Dollar Belt?

8:10 PM:  At least the Kay Jewelers commercial is romantic.  What was the commercial about Zales with the guy going to another building, pull the string, and swing the ring to her girlfriend?  Dude, be a man and kneel and don’t be that fancy.

8:08 PM:  Fred as gay magician.  Stroking the goatee.  I prefer beards.

8:05 PM:  Anna Friel using her real voice.  Versatile and don’t mind getting a telemarketing call from her.

8:04 PM:  All Star show.  Including Fred Willard, you get Paul F. Tompkins.  As we learn the past week, the B plot is always the best.

8:02 PM:  Wilbon taking care of business.  Oh, Happy 50th to the Real Wilbon.

8:01 PM:  Twins as magicians…where’s the White Tiger?

8:00 PM:  Oooh, Language and Violence, but no Sex.  Darn.

7:48 PM:  The 6th of 13 episodes of Pushing Daisies.  Damn people, more watching and more DVRing the show.

Live-blogging Pushing Daisies 3 and Obama

9:01 PM:  Fred Willard is on next week, I hope.  SHI*s-TZU.  Okay, back to baseball, basketball, and politics.

8:59 PM:  It’s odd that Ned wears black, while the others are wearing colorful outfits and he has the hot date.  Man, does Stephen Root have to be the killer?

8:58 PM:  Wilbon is getting some pudding tonight.  Ned facing his family.

8:57 PM:  Trying to hide sticky buns, chubby?  How dare you?!!!  Of course, I prefer egg rolls.

8:54 PM:  Wilbon, think ice cream.  You know what, Simone is your bitch.

8:51 PM:  It had to be the chunky Asian who wants to be known.

8:50 PM:  I wishing the Phillies would kill this inning, so we can focus on other stuff.

8:49 PM:  Asian on Asian crime.  NOOOO!!!!!!!

8:44 PM:  Ocean’s 11, sadly including Ned, the Porno Cowboy.

8:43 PM:  A little off-topic, The Phils began the middle of the 6th with a double.  Hello championship, Philly.

8:40 PM:  Chuck and Olive playing Asian waitresses…Eh.

8:38 PM:  Ned putting his foot down on his dysfunctional family.  I agree, you don’t trust magicians.

8:36 PM:  There’s a dim sum restaurant and a noodle restaurant.  Can you merge to make an awesome Asian restaurant?

8:33 PM:  Who’s killing all these Asians? 

8:30 PM:  Perfect ending at an 8 PM slot for Obama.  Big crowds, documentary-like, making leeways.  Great infomercial for the campaign.

8:27 PM:  Oh, live coverage of Obama in Florida.  That’s a nice surprise and very effective.  And when did he become Hillary Clinton?  On the other side, someone got caught.

8:26 PM:  Twins.  Ned has half-brothers.

8:25 PM:  Just get some pudding tonight, Wilbon.

8:20 PM:  Joe Biden is still listed as “U.S. Senator – Delaware”?  How about a converted effort and say “Future Vice President.”

8:18 PM:  Food gambling?  I got myself a new business plan!!!  I wonder if there is a fantasy food league or snackdown (Shout out to the Mr. Tony message board).

8:16 PM:  Illegal gambling.  Don’t they know the Chinese are good, but not great as the Vietnamese.  You know the World Series of Poker?  Full of my distant relatives.

8:15 PM:  The Cluepad.  I like it.  What we’re missing is the Mystery Machine.

8:13 PM:  I feel for you, Wilbon, it’s very addictive.

8:12 PM:  This infomercial is for the undecidied.  I know his policies, so back to Daisies.  More Asian food talk.

8:10 PM:  Back to Obama, using cards, but I want visuals.  Can he do it in Powerpoint?  It worked for Gore.

8:08 PM:  Nobody shall mess with other precious delicacy…The pressure cooker.

8:07 PM:  Asian cooking keeps everyone alive.

8:05 PM:  Simone and Michael Wilbon making chocolate tonight.

8:04 PM:  As expected, Obama giving the economy speech.  Seems like your fell-good story.  As for Daisies, I want some dim sum.

8:02 PM:  Hell yeah, Jimmy James is in the house.  I love NewsRadio.  Of course, he’s known for Office Space, but get the DVD collection of Newsradio now.

8:01 PM:  Of course Ned loses on a double 00.

8:00 PM:  Here come my fingers going out.

7:53 PM:  I’m going to try both blog both events.  Anyone know I can see the Obama infomercial online?

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9:01 PM:  Okay, back to the World Series (Phils leading 2-0) while others going to Rachel Maddow.  See ya later.

9:00 PM:  Asians and Wilbon’s crush malenga.  Now, when is it suppose to be on?!!!

8:59 PM:  About time!!!

8:56 PM:  Wilbon getting a tender moment…Awwww.

8:54 PM:  The bat?  I want cricket action.

8:51 PM:  Does it seem eerie that a Trojan killed the star quarterback, his “friend”, and the girl?

8:50 PM:  I knew the name Buddy Amicus seems trouble.

8:47 PM:  I now who needs a friend:  Jose Canseco and Larry Johnson.

8:42 PM:  I just realize, Buddy Amicus is not a good name for an athlete.  Although, Buddy Crutchfield takes the cake.

8:40 PM:  Nerds are wondering why they weren’t stuck with these ladies.

8:39 PM:  Smear campaign?  Drink up peeps.

8:37 PM:  Oh no, a neagtive ad from Obama.  McCain’s campaign will be very mad negative ads are running on such a family show.

8:34 PM:  I see where Wilbon got strong hands from?  So weak that someone shorter than him is dominating the fight.  It ruins his manliness.  Now, where’s your manpurse?

8:32 PM:  Also I want to be another friend:  Mary-Louise Parker

8:30 PM:  Banjo playing dog name Butterscotch.  Dog related to Dum-Dee Dum the Dog?

8:27 PM:  From Dan Levy’s twitter, the introduction of the World Series was pitiful.  May I say, start the World Series at 7 PM?  People want to watch the end, not the beginning.

8:26 PM:  Paging PETA, a lot of dead animals are in Randy and Joe’s apartment.

8:25 PM:  Ned made up with cheesy lines with meat pies.  Ick.

8:22 PM:  It’s former World Heavyweight Champion, David Arquette.  Seems appropriate he’ll be on this show.

8:21 PM:  I’m sorry, celebrity stunts just don’t do anymore.  Have a story or people will flock.  Okay, have a story that is likable but not too whimisical.

8:19 PM:  It’s odd that Wilbon’s wife left him and money was rolling, yet Dave Chapelle turn down $50 million and the wife sticks with him.  Just to throw that out there.

8:17 PM:  Did Dell buy this episode?

8:16 PM:  Wow, that’s very disturbing hugging a machine-hugger.  You know they have smaller versions of it.

8:15 PM:  Here’s who i want to be my friend:  Sabrina Lloyd.  Read her bio and you know why.

8:13 PM:  My Best Friend, Inc.  has rainbow colors.  Is there any indication who owns it?

8:12 PM:  Friend for hire?  Live MySpace but masturbation in public.

8:09 PM:  Okay, ABC did not promote this week’s episode for some reason and missed it.  Dude, your safe now that the Tampa Bay Rays are in the World Series and people are not going to be watching.  We’re close to the coffin for this show.  Now, I know next week, Obama will be taken over this timeslot and you know I won’t be doing this.

8:08 PM:  Squirting water dead guy.  I wish for a wet t-shirt contest and what I mean is only to Chuck.

8:06 PM:  People rejected Lil’ Gum Shoe because of a complex storyline.  I totally agree, they should of gotten the Knight Rider route.  You know that show was picked up.

8:04 PM:  I got Pigby on the Digby vs. Pigby main event.

8:03 PM:  See what you get with those cheesy lines, Pieboy?

8:02 PM:  Backstory of Michael Wilbon.  NIce.  But, he has a white mother?

Live-blogging: Pushing Daisies

This is my desperate attempt to bring new viewers for Pushing Daisies.  Let’s see how it goes:

9:01 PM:  That was fun.  Ok, go back to whatever you’re watching, but I’m not going to blog about Private Practice.

9:00 PM:  Next week:  Pre-debate with Pushing Daisies and guys acts as priests and nuns.   Add a rabbi and let’s start this party.

8:59 PM:  Not the best of endings, but aren’t they a cute couple?!

8:56 PM:  How can Ned throw a fastball that accurate?  Wilbon wants a hug-out.  Sweet!  Good ol’ Mayor McCheese.

8:54 PM:  The acrobat did it.  Guy can’t get a job at Cirque Du Soleil or he wasn’t talented enough?

8:51 PM:  When you are worried about what you did.  Go to a prize storage.  Genius.

8:47 PM:  A trailer is cutting very close for Ned and Chuck to touch.  Does the director know about positioning?

8:45 PM:  Chuck wearing plaid pants and this is the emotional scene.  I’m gonna cry.

8:43 PM:  I hope that was Vanilla Vodka Lily poured in her oatmeal.  The lighting on Olive is very creepy.

8:40 PM:  I wonder there’s a LeapFrog book about Pardon the Interruption?

8:38 PM:  I’m worried about Ned; still thinking about Chuck and can’t stand it.  No wonder studies say parents need to develop vocabulary in the first few years for the kid to succeed.

8:35 PM:  If you get an envelope of 12 free pies, it’s definitely a fake, unless you’re Dorothy Letterman.

8:34 PM:  Ok Lily is Chuck’s mother, Charles Charles is not Chuck’s father.  Thank goodness it didn’t go to creeptown.

8:29 PM:  No wonder clowns are scary for kids;  they become worse and worse with their make-up.  I blame KISS.

8:28 PM:  Of course you need a waitress to cover the Pie Hole.  So many references for Saturday Night Live.

8:26 PM:  I just realize, this show is similar to my other favorite show, Psych.  Gifted white guy, straight-up black guy.  I want 80s references.  Oh well, Wonderfalls references will do.

8:24 PM:  Triple Berry pie…Yum in the tum.  I love variety in my food.  Minced pie is my favorite pie, you get the whole kitchen sink of fruits.

8:22 PM:  It’s a crime to miss Samantha Who? Don’t tell that to Helio Castroneves.

8:19 PM:  Chuck really needs to have glasses.  If you see side to side of Tina Fey, she looks solid without glasses, but without it, she defies the laws of gravity.  There’s a hug difference.  Trust me.

8:17 PM:  No popcorn or carnival rides?  It this Carnivale all over again?

8:15 PM: Great church films:  Keeping the Faith, The Apostle.   That’s the only one I can think of.

8:13 PM:  We’re going to the circus to find the clown.  It’s Sideshow Bob, Damnit!!!

8:11 PM:  Kelly Ripa doing an appliance commercial.  She use to be the hottest daytime talk show, but Bonnie Hunt is coming close.

8:09 PM:  Mime mystery.  Gee someone must of really been jealous someone took that area.  It’s The Wire all over again.

8:06 PM:  Nice poetry and the Michael Wilbon quote, “Who wants to make some money?”  Sadly, everyone wants it.  Here’s the easy way;  get crack and convert it to government paper.

8:04 PM:  Michael Wilbon knits and tries to do his job.  Looks like the real Wilbon while watching 7 shows at once and typing.

8:02 PM:  Anna Friel in vibrant orange.  Nice.

8:01 PM:  The Piemaker kept Tweety and killed Woody Woodpecker.

8:00 PM: Good, no “previously on…”  Seems pretentious.

7:58 PM: